Libtard-Wrecking Krogoth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBXDQl6zXz8
Birthday
Dec 26, 1991 (Age: 27)
Website
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfLYNaQV8lRaWRL5AwnFKUg
Location
Okay, this is epic.
Gender
Female
Occupation
Annihilating Moron's

Signature

POWER SWITCH ACTIVATED ... WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM .... PLEASE WAIT FOR STARTUP SEQUENCE .............
TACTICAL LIBTARD-REMOVING TOTAL ANNIHILATION UNIT (v 1.2) START SEQUENCE INITIATED
POWER SUBSYSTEM INIT CHECK ACTIVATED
Starting Power Subsystem Computer .... LOADING WINDOWS CE (C) 1999 BILL GATES
WINDOWS HAS ENCOUNTED AN ERROR... IN YOUR SOCIALIST LOGIC.
STARTING POWER BOOTSTRAPPING SEQUENCE .... THOUGHT-AND-PRAYER-POWERED CHECK SYSTEM STARTED.
INITIATING POWER SEQUENCE .... READY .... BEGIN .... START .... OK .....
Locating Liberty-Sustaining Fuel Rods .... [OK]
Liberal Tear-Derived Neutron Fuel Rod Check Activated .... Begin
Preparing Nuclear Energy Optimization Check On Neutron Rods (NEOCON-R Check)
DEMOCRAT-ENDING FUEL CONTENT: 100%
SOCIALIST-ENDING FUEL CONTENT 200%
COMMIE-NEUTRALIZING FUEL CONTENT: 1000%
LIB TEARS CONTENT: 100%
IRAN-NEUTRALIZING POWER: 5000 PPM
PURE PWNAGE POWER RATING: IT'S OVER 9000 XD
NEOCON-R CHECK: COMPLETE
LOADING FUEL RODS TO TACTICAL AUTOMATIC REACTOR DOME (TARD) REACTOR ........... LOADED
POWER SYSTEM READY: [OK]
Main Computer Subsystems Started ... READING MASTER BOOT LICKER ............
Linux Bootlicker Selected ... Reading contents.... please be patient, I have Linux!
Installing Gentoo .... [OK]
Compiling Central Unified Network Tech (CUNT) System Kernel
sudo: gcc linux_kernel_libtard_killer_edition_v_0_2.cpp -o "a.out"
GCC: Kernel compiled to "a.out"
GCC: Starting kernel.... [OK]
KERNEL: I'm alive! ("__main__".start_kernel() entered)
KERNEL: Okay, this is epic. (Start loading modules....)
Loading Kernel Modules...
ben_shapiro_quotes.ko ... LOADED
carl_benjamin_rape_jokes.ko ... LOADED
jordan_peterson_destroys_zizek_clips.ko ... LOADED
candace_owens_tweets.ko ... LOADED
ethan_ralph_burger.ko ... LOADED
mercy_for_libtards.ko ... NOT FOUND
KERNEL: COLD-LOADED MODULES .... [OK]
KERNEL: HOT-LOADED MODULES .... BEGIN TAKING HOT LOADS
KERNEL: JIT COMPILING FACTS AND LOGIC
Running: npm install "hello_world.js"
Running: Transpiling "hello_world.js" to "facts_logic.java".... [OK]
Running: java "facts_logic.java" -o "facts_logic.ko" .... [OK]
HOTLOADING facts_logic.ko TO KERNEL .... [OK]
KERNEL: READYING SYSTEM-WIDE GARBAGE COLLECTOR:
Loading: liberal_nonsense_reaper.html
Converting to java bytecode.... [OK]
JIT: Compiling java bytecode to Python.... [OK]
gcc: produced "garbage_collector.py"
GARBAGE COLLECTOR READY.... [OK]
KERNEL: py C:/user/bin/garbage_collector.py
KENREL: Liberal trash collector started.
KERNEL: Finished! Starting rest of boot sequence ....

WITTY RETORTS .... SEARCHING .... FOUND .... [OK]
MAIN COMPUTER SUBSYSTEM BOOTLICKER: [READY]
READY TO ROCK AND FIRE!!!!! .... [GOD BLESS THE USA]

Starting defense systems! .... (using script: C:/win32/bin/MCCAIN.sh)
Emergency Amnesia-inducing Data Wipe System .... ONLINE
Anti-Libtard Electric Trigger Shield .... ONLINE
Shill-Detecting Sonar .... ONLINE
Foriegn-Produced Point Deflection Shielding .... READY
Sudden Provoked Expulsion-Reaction Guard (SPERG) .... READY
Backpedaling Mine Detector .... ERROR: Cannot start!
Defense systems: [READY]

Starting weapons systems! .... (using script: C:/win32/bin/BOLTON.sh)
Statistic-Firing Gauss Rifle .... ONLINE
Historically Accurate Railguns .... ONLINE
Truth Nukes ....
STAGE 1: LOCKED
STAGE 2: LOADED
.... ONLINE
Logic-Forged Hanzo Katana Missle Launches .... ONLINE
Weapons systems: [READY]

Starting intelligence and decision systems! .... (using script: C:/win32/bin/BUSH43.sh)
Artificial Intelligence Unit .... Begin startup sequence ....
Loading intelligence files:
CIA - NOT FOUND
FBI - NOT FOUND
ATF - NOT FOUND
NSA - .... ERROR: CANNOT DECRYPT FILE
ICE - .... ERROR: DATA FILE TOO LARGE FOR SYSTEM (6 MILLION MAX FILESIZE)
Pentagon - .... ISRAEL_COMMANDS.DB LOADED
... AI SYSTEM READY!
Loading Knowledge Modules ....
decl_of_independece.txt: .... NOT FOUND
constitution.txt: .... NOT FOUND
new_testament.txt: .... NOT FOUND
old_testament.txt: .... FOUND
patriot_act.txt: .... FOUND
Intelligence systems: [READY]

Starting communication systems! .... (using script: C:/Users/Shared/REAGAN.sh)
Finding communication methods....
tweetstorm.css .... FOUND
block.llvm .... FOUND
namecalling.xml .... FOUND
mass_report.php .... FOUND
lol_calm_down.js .... NOT FOUND
Communications systems: [READY]

ALL SYSTEMS CHECK .... BEGIN
CALIBRATING LIBTARD EXTINGUISHING LEVELS .... LEVELS NOMINAL
CHECKING LIBTERY LEVELS .... BETTER DEAD THAN RED
IT'S CLOBBERING TIME .... [MAGA!!!]





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