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    Eisenhorn - a Warhammer 40k live action series

    That was a good series. This will be absolute crap. I have no interest. I am curious to see how GW manages to charge each viewer individually and excessively.
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    Missing California camper found alive says she got lost fleeing man with knife

    I guess that answers it. Edit: I couldn't see the money angle. I always forget about the GoFundMe bullshit.
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    Missing California camper found alive says she got lost fleeing man with knife

    More shit that didn't happen. Why do they do this?
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    Disaster Armed man attacking Tacoma’s ICE detention center killed in officer-involved shooting

    So all four cops shot the dude, then they hid until paramedics showed up to confirm he was dead? If I were an EMT I might be a little concerned about their training and commitment.
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    How will you leave the Farms?

    Leaving only footprints, and taking only memories.
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    Diseased Trump Derangement Syndrome

    Funny you say that. I was thinking the solution the the central american "issue" would be to seize them by force, then give them to Venezuela. Central americans get a government that loves them, Venezuelans get more happy workers, and Mexico gets a reason to militarize the fuck out of their...
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    Would mandatory six month maternity leave have negative effects?

    Your reward is getting to deal with a knocked up woman, and supporting a child for 18+ years. Both are great I hear.
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    Science A Greek skull may belong to the oldest human found outside of Africa

    Come on Greece! "What the fuck happened to you man? Your ass used to be beautiful."
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    Scientists reawaken 40,000 year old ancient worms frozen under Arctic Ice

    We've seen this movie before. Take your pick, but neither ended well.
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    Culture Woman shoots husband in head during road rage incident

    Sometimes you've got to be willing to accept casualties to execute the mission.
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    Rural Southern blacks

    I was going to say that deep southern blacks are the fucking worst, but it occurs to me that I haven't dealt with rural ones. I'm not a fan of southerners in general.
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    Facebook megathread

    This is on par with Scientology "fair game".
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    Culture Australian Man, 21, dies after drinking protein shake with '50 coffees worth' of caffeine

    They really drive home the "accident" and "innocent" part. Bullshit.
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    Disney rejects father’s requests to put Spider-Man on son’s grave

    Why did he even ask? If he wanted a spider man rock I'm sure he could have found some mexican to make him one. Just bring a knock-off Spider Man velvet blanket, point at it a bunch, and say "ese la roca".

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