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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    I have a shitty conspiracy lore question for those who have been a greater part of the legacy. Has Phil's eyes ever burned earlier than Fall/Winter 2018? I'm curious if his eyes burning were just random allergies from the cat hair that he may have slowly developed a tolerance for overtime. I...
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    It's less the fact of finding it funny, righteous, or whatever but rather not wanting to be some online vigilante rolling in the mud with the pig. That being said I laugh at things like Wings getting charged backed as much as I'd laugh at Phil being banned for a week and having to make late...
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    Honest food question, when's the last time Phil has ever consumed a vegetable?
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    Phil was pretty frustrated because it was 2 days left until the supposed Condo Association maintenance day and they hadn't updated him on what they were doing. It was affecting his ability to know if he needs to work Thursday night. This is coming from the professional streamer that never has...
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    I was about to say, if anything he should blame his headphones for tugging his hairline back. That U shape is going to invert soon.
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    Maybe he's upset that Twitch makes like 20-30% commission off of those? I know subs are 50% too but he seems to be hooked on keeping a monthly minimum of those anyways. Also, he might get pissy if you tell him he doesn't want people to cheer because of TOS baiters? Otherwise it's just the usual...
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    Rage-a-Thon August 2019

    He'll have his phone out during the stream and those convenient half hour bathroom breaks, and of course the interaction!
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    Still surprised Phil puts up with Brian's slights. Maybe he didn't catch wind of his response to Jasper?
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    So he's pissy because he saw the thread here and wants to make the stream about it and what happened on the last minecraft stream? Absolute fucking man child.
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    I'm too lazy to find the clips right now, but I always thought it was really fucking creepy how Phil was taking about a viewer's question of being in love/attracted to someone. In sum, he basically implied that people were wasting their time with someone, who may have been potentially abusive...
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    I was hoping for Morrowind bathroom breaks where after a hour of getting lost DSP magically clears his head and discovers the right path and vehemently denies any accusations of using guides whilst banning a few pay pigs in the process because they're bored and trolling.
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    DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread

    I know this is a hair thread but I always appreciate a flabby flex to boot. Maybe it's the angle but his arm looks a little thicker in this still, although the goatee is experiencing more than a touch of gray.
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    Can't wait for this trend to continue so that chat can tell him that "X is getting X million dollars for joining / doing / playing X". He gets so fucking pissy and entitled about how PHIL'STM REALTM and everyone else is coloring their hair and slapping on a wig because they're sellouts. He's...
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    "Hey Phil I know you really wanted a grill so I got a refurbished one for cheap on Ebay!" Then he either has to assemble it if he wants more angus, let it sit and collect dust, or if he's too slow to 'return to sender' then he'll lug it back and return it somehow. I know any sort of income...

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