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July 23
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you stole my shoelaces, now I'm a bee!, Female, from the sun

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    July 23
    the sun
    professional thot
    Occupation: local weeb

    Home town: Berwyn/Paoli
    Location: everywhere, for I am an all-seeing, omnipotent being

    Astrological sign: Leo (hrawr xd)
    Gender: Demigirl/fluid?

    The best word to describe me is: thot

    Interests: drawing, sleeping, sobbing hysterically, eating, making music

    Favorite music: Electronic. More specifically, Progressive house, DnB, melodic dubstep, OST.

    My superpower is: thottery

    If I could live anywhere, it would be: the fucking sun

    My dream job: Mechanical/Robotic/Computer/Electrical Engineer (I;m William Afton,, ?)

    Contact info: Emails: /school: 22goodchilde@tesdk12.net / personals: itsgreatoskate@gmail.com, acerthewestie@gmail.com, zolazimfan@gmail.com, almondassistant@gmail.com/ Cell: 484-467-4404 / Instagram: @ almond_assistant / Reddit: /u/synchrolorized / basically everything else: @ almond(_)assistant, @ synchrolorized, @ paints_withcrayon/

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