I like you. You're adorable.
Welcome to the farms - avoid the sober robots.
Welcome to the farms - avoid the sober robots.
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I'll stick it deep inside, 'cause I'm LOOSE!
hi CyanSquirrel
We knocked 'em dead in Dallas -- they didn't know we were Jews!
Stop that whining, 'cause you had a bad day.
If you lost some weight, you might get laid!
Poor Robert -- he's got a wife and kids.
A better life awaits me in Mandalay.
Dangerhair.
DICKS! FIGHT! BANKS! HATE!
I'm gonna potty train the chairman Mao! I'm gonna make the governor write my doodoo a letter, child!
Here I sit, straining my pooper. Trying to give birth to a Texas State trooper!
(graffiti in a TX bathroom stall)
They saved Hitler's cock! They hid it under a rock!
They can't cum in the mouth, 'cause they're afraid, 'cause they're in LUUUUUUV!
I really like your motto.
Sleeps with midgets, drives a Ferrari, and sucks assholes!
It's official -- my Reaction Score is over 9,000.
There will come a time when you can even take your clothes off when you dance!
There's a time to fuck, and a time to crave. But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's grave! -
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