Here I sit, straining my pooper. Trying to give birth to a Texas State trooper!
(graffiti in a TX bathroom stall)
(graffiti in a TX bathroom stall)
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They saved Hitler's cock! They hid it under a rock!
They can't cum in the mouth, 'cause they're afraid, 'cause they're in LUUUUUUV!
I really like your motto.
Sleeps with midgets, drives a Ferrari, and sucks assholes!
It's official -- my Reaction Score is over 9,000.
There will come a time when you can even take your clothes off when you dance!
There's a time to fuck, and a time to crave. But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's grave!
Fuck you
Hang around, stick around, get your kicks!
Evolved form of baby.
Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year!
You CANNOT petition the Lord with prayer!
I used to be an atheist. Now I believe in God. He's real... and He's a FAG!
Titties and beer!
It Crawled into My Hand, Honest!
Hallo, hallo!!
How are you doing?
I hope you are doing well and that everything is going excellently for you!!!
You wouldn't happen to be a traveling man, would you? You seem to know a bit about the Fraternity.
"Jerry Curlan is nice. Sensitive. Has lots of friends in Washington...."
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