Stop that whining, 'cause you had a bad day.
If you lost some weight, you might get laid!
If you lost some weight, you might get laid!
PurpleSquirrel
"He who dies with the most stories, wins."
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Poor Robert -- he's got a wife and kids.
A better life awaits me in Mandalay.
Dangerhair.
DICKS! FIGHT! BANKS! HATE!
I'm gonna potty train the chairman Mao! I'm gonna make the governor write my doodoo a letter, child!
Here I sit, straining my pooper. Trying to give birth to a Texas State trooper!
(graffiti in a TX bathroom stall)
They saved Hitler's cock! They hid it under a rock!
They can't cum in the mouth, 'cause they're afraid, 'cause they're in LUUUUUUV!
I really like your motto.
Sleeps with midgets, drives a Ferrari, and sucks assholes!
It's official -- my Reaction Score is over 9,000.
There will come a time when you can even take your clothes off when you dance!
There's a time to fuck, and a time to crave. But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's grave!
Hang around, stick around, get your kicks!
Evolved form of baby.
Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year!
You CANNOT petition the Lord with prayer! -
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