Hey, fella. I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
downloading pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
and posting 'Me too!' like some brain-dead aoler.
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Ol' Yeller.
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller.
Music happen to be the food of love
Sounds to really make you rub and scrub
(Dum dum ba dum biddly biddly biddly biddly bum)
I say, pass the Dutchie pon the left hand side
Pass the Dutchie pon the left hand side
It a gonna burn
(Give me music, make me jump and prance)
It a go done
(Give me the music, make me rock in the dance)
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube. Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Fack. Fack. Fack.
Wait. he's not out, he's still crawling around up there.
Ow, fuck, I think it's stuck.
Ow but it feels so fucking good. Fack. Fack. Fack.