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  1. A Owl

    F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel From Britfag
    • Messages
      360
    • Reaction score
      2,472
    • Points
      75
  2. Ambivalenz

    Green Fruit Agriculture Nazi
    • Messages
      991
    • Reaction score
      8,093
    • Points
      150
  3. autism420

    neg rate me = u admit to being a fagit cuck nerd ߷
    • Messages
      2,340
    • Reaction score
      16,199
    • Points
      225
  4. Big Bad Brat

    (Cricket and Ride's bitch.)
    • Messages
      447
    • Reaction score
      6,531
    • Points
      75
  5. BILLY MAYS

    Hi, Billy Mays here
    • Messages
      4,179
    • Reaction score
      37,288
    • Points
      240
  6. BoredAtHome

    20
    • Messages
      40
    • Reaction score
      3,825
    • Points
      50
  7. BradyBunchFan

    20 From New Hampshire
    • Messages
      293
    • Reaction score
      981
    • Points
      75
  8. BryanShickley

    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      3
    • Points
      0
  9. Carcinogenesis

    The most annoying Kiwi ever dealt with
    • Messages
      1,110
    • Reaction score
      7,728
    • Points
      200
  10. CatParty

    Boo
    • Messages
      35,107
    • Reaction score
      251,546
    • Points
      385
  11. Cedric_Eff

    I’m the Lord of the Harvest! From Tokyo
    • Messages
      2,116
    • Reaction score
      9,493
    • Points
      225
  12. chekovia

    There's no aphrodisiac like lonliness From The great egress.
    • Messages
      3,988
    • Reaction score
      32,952
    • Points
      200
  13. Coach Kreeton Of All That

    WARRIORS! COME OUT TO PLAY! From Dullmont Junior High
    • Messages
      229
    • Reaction score
      951
    • Points
      75
  14. Cricket

    Evil from Concentrate
    • Messages
      3,151
    • Reaction score
      25,421
    • Points
      435
  15. Cthulu

    Satan's little helper From The Deep
    • Messages
      6,026
    • Reaction score
      42,042
    • Points
      230
  16. dannyfrickenp

    I am screaming but God is deaf. From Kekelslovokia (The Kek Republic)
    • Messages
      1,794
    • Reaction score
      22,680
    • Points
      253
  17. Daughter of Cernunnos

    Lolifags belong in bodybags. From The People's Republic of Australatina
    • Messages
      1,310
    • Reaction score
      8,740
    • Points
      225
  18. Deadpool

    He is not lonely, who takes pride in solitude. From Firefly Fun House!
    • Messages
      2,071
    • Reaction score
      28,370
    • Points
      290
  19. Desire Lines

    Clam and Seaweed Hotpockets 21 From Vodkaland
    • Messages
      1,215
    • Reaction score
      15,888
    • Points
      215
  20. Diabeetus

    Ice cream and apple pie From Björk's house
    • Messages
      915
    • Reaction score
      9,031
    • Points
      125
  21. Dial M for Misgender

    Cumdog Millionaire
    • Messages
      118
    • Reaction score
      632
    • Points
      75
  22. diana

    smells of YSL and sadness
    • Messages
      148
    • Reaction score
      2,174
    • Points
      75
  23. Echs Why Zed

    R. Kelly Dindu Nuffin 32 From A monastery in the middle of nowhere
    • Messages
      455
    • Reaction score
      2,974
    • Points
      75
  24. Eggplant

    • Messages
      239
    • Reaction score
      1,536
    • Points
      75
  25. emspex

    nice girl
    • Messages
      2,215
    • Reaction score
      29,308
    • Points
      265
  26. entropyseekswork

    Vigilante based in America From Second Law of Thermodynamics
    • Messages
      4,704
    • Reaction score
      54,840
    • Points
      340
  27. Expensive Magic Card

    City of Ass comes into play tapped.
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
    • Points
      0
  28. Exposer of Autism

    Physically Removing Autism From Kali Yuga
    • Messages
      16
    • Reaction score
      -18
    • Points
      0
  29. FroggyMan

    Epic Gamer Time From Morioh
    • Messages
      237
    • Reaction score
      1,397
    • Points
      95
  30. Fuck you jewish cunt

    #donaldtrumphasepicgamerswag From CWCville
    • Messages
      1,077
    • Reaction score
      13,583
    • Points
      200
  31. Gengar

    Dream Eater
    • Messages
      757
    • Reaction score
      10,838
    • Points
      150
  32. GethN7

    32
    • Messages
      5,961
    • Reaction score
      49,622
    • Points
      250
  33. Give Her The D

    Holder of the Unlimited N-Word Pass From the mid 1990s
    • Messages
      3,277
    • Reaction score
      17,082
    • Points
      225
  34. Hodor

    z-list shitposter
    • Messages
      1,580
    • Reaction score
      9,023
    • Points
      110
  35. Huntin' Slash

    in memory of @hyperion 1980-2017 From rutland, vermont
    • Messages
      3,663
    • Reaction score
      19,207
    • Points
      310
  36. Idea Waifu

    stared to much into the sun 27 From Ukranian Nuclear Submarine
    • Messages
      441
    • Reaction score
      5,498
    • Points
      75
  37. In the Air of the Night

    Bunny Boiler | Info Farmer
    • Messages
      51
    • Reaction score
      218
    • Points
      25
  38. IRC_man

    Scott Stapp impersonator 33 From Grapevine, Texas
    • Messages
      3
    • Reaction score
      7
    • Points
      0
  39. JSGOTI

    Just some guy on the internet
    • Messages
      2,287
    • Reaction score
      26,089
    • Points
      355
  40. Kiomei

    Get KO'd and dolphinpilled
    • Messages
      1,754
    • Reaction score
      9,765
    • Points
      200
  41. Kiwi Jeff

    Like☆You 22 From Wyohioming Zoo
    • Messages
      1,567
    • Reaction score
      56,383
    • Points
      225
  42. Literally Whojak?

    • Messages
      247
    • Reaction score
      1,222
    • Points
      75
  43. LovelyParadox

    Not Caffeine Free From 3rd Rock From The Sun
    • Messages
      25
    • Reaction score
      102
    • Points
      25
  44. Max Dragon

    Not Actually Eddie From Teegeeack
    • Messages
      47
    • Reaction score
      267
    • Points
      10
  45. Mehki Martin-Blocker

    lilrosebush666 From Hell
    • Messages
      144
    • Reaction score
      88
    • Points
      25
  46. Mr. Awesome Man

    • Messages
      102
    • Reaction score
      956
    • Points
      100
  47. neural

    MovieBahb ォ運ム
    • Messages
      6,580
    • Reaction score
      49,886
    • Points
      175
  48. NIGGA NATE

    ALIEN SPACECRAFT MOTHERSHIP 29 From Bellingham, Washington
    • Messages
      0
    • Reaction score
      0
    • Points
      0
  49. Ol' Slag

    We can't stop here, this is bat country!
    • Messages
      766
    • Reaction score
      5,682
    • Points
      150
  50. Paralethal

    • Messages
      391
    • Reaction score
      2,250
    • Points
      50

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