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  • Mark Hollis does have a very pleasant voice. Fits Talk Talk's sound very well.
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    SakuraRose
    Such a distinctive voice, too! You can immediately tell it's a TT song the minute he starts singing.

    All it takes is the first verse of Renee and I'm a melted puddle of butter. Noice.
    SakuraRose
    SakuraRose
    JESUS CHRIST, DID I FUCKING CURSE HIM OR SOMETHING?! Oh man, I am super sad today. :'(
    King Buzzo
    King Buzzo
    R.I.P. Mark Hollis :(
    HAPPPEEEEEE BUUUUURFDY!
    Can we have one of those really loud 70's cakes with icing so hard it snaps yer teefs out? Oooooo can we, can we?
    Have a great day. Mmmwah!
    SakuraRose
    SakuraRose
    Thank you! x
    And yes, we absolutely can have toof-cracking cake, as long as we can combine it with cheap Neapolitan ice-cream (from Beejams) topped with that weird ice magic chocolate sauce that hardens on contact with the ice-cream? Pleeeease mum?
    Are you another older woman like @Mariposa Electrique ?
    Please be my gf, I'm insecure around women my own age.
    mrdk_04
    mrdk_04
    I'll try to keep some sandworm excrement on hand, should your coffee prove underwhelming.

    It's a date then.
    See you tomorrow at [REDACTED]!
    Tiny Clanger
    Tiny Clanger
    @mrdk_04 Er.....that sounds less like coffee and more like a pudding in a cup (don't get me wrong, I'm all about pudding anywhere.) But where does the sausage go? I have so many questions...
    mrdk_04
    mrdk_04
    The pudding is located on top of the drink, picture an Irish Coffee.
    There is no sausage. Wiener roughly translates to: from Vienna. Wien is the German equivalent of Vienna.

    Trust me, next time you happen to stop in a competent coffee shop, order it.
    It's comfy as fuck.
    Sorrreeeeee. Have another cup of tea on me.
    Same happened to me last year. I was on the train home from the family mauling and read Sneasel's immortal sex with fat girls post. I ended up snorting coffee all over everybody else then cackling like a maniac for about ten minutes.
    They don't let me on trains any more.
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    Mmmm, school food. Everything blended nicely into a beige mush, a stark contrast to the vile green plastic plates they used. Hoooork.

    I hope we've got a "terrible 1970s food" thread here, as I've got some great recipe books of vileness somewhere.... might be under my cauldron and broomsticks...
    SakuraRose
    SakuraRose
    And last time I stepped into a melted pensioner, it took the patent shine off me new Pradas, urgh.
    Tiny Clanger
    Tiny Clanger
    My Ma has the ultimate in 70's yellow food cookbooks, complete with glorious section on how to present a "tasteful" table complete with nylon cloth that emits sparks so powerful your guests get fried, plastic-handled cutlery (bougie) and glorious fake flower arrangement centrepiece.
    I'm seeing her next week - I'll get some pics of the plastic fabulousness for us.
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