A stripper abandoned her apartment and left two "leopard geckos" in a tote in her closet. Six weeks later, i find them, during an inspection. Now I have two "leopard geckos". Dunno what the fuck these things are, but they slept in my bra while I drove home, cause they were cold and skinny. Now, they are warm and skinny. "calcium crickets" acquired, with other gecko accoutrements.