Recent content by Solid Snek

Yes, we are. Of course, all "cancelled" means is that a few hundred mentally-ill leftists have been ordered to hate us, so it's really just business as usual.

I'm glad Kawaii Farms is still alive, so I am. It's a 4th of July miracle! I just wanted to say, guys, that Graeme's PS5 got sold for drug money. So it did. I wasn't certain before, I thought maybe Steven had kept it to play himself, but this story - "oh, it's buried under boxes somewhere" - is...

This may be a Powerlevel, but Kiwi Farms is done for, so fuck it. Those things scared the shit out of me when I was little. Saw the commercials on telly a few times, and I got convinced the Monster Munch monsters were going to come to my house and abduct me. Force me to go on adventures and eat...

Somebody sent me an anonymous True & Honest Fan upgrade last week (thank you, whoever you were). I barely had a chance to use the new sticker powers. So now you're all getting some.

Why bother? Be trans, buy socks, do Engineer. If you can't handle the programming on your own, just whine on Twitter until some nerd shows up to do it for you.

The homosexual is the living embodiment of late stage capitalism. They are the ultimate liberals, a lumpenbourgeois that thrives in decadence and selfishness. The homosexual is selfish and individualistic. He does not sacrifice sexual autonomy for the good of the whole, having children and...

On the one hand, I would be sad if Kiwifarms got taken down. On the other hand, the biggest cyberbullying site on the planet is Twitter, and CancelCulture troons, the most vicious and sociopathic cyberbullies of them all. If Kiwifarms goes down for being mean to one pedophile, for three whole...

How much do you want to bet this guy's Reddit history is full of him being a dick to people he doesn't like...? The irony of posting a shit take like that on Reddit - a website built on dicks being dicks to other dicks - would be sickening, if it weren't so predictable in this day and age.

It's not a "gossip" site. IT'S A "CONSEQUENCE" SITE.

Hey everyone, it's me, your good pal Graeme Kelly here. So, erm, I was reading this post on the internet. Reading this post on the Kawaii Farms. And don't you just hate it, guys, when these Karens make fun of ye for being a virgin? Most Karens, they go up to women, and they say things like...

I never heard about this guy before, but I hope he chose life. Loneliness and mental illness can be terrible things, especially when we have nothing but the memories of our past mistakes to haunt us. Play a round of bsnes for the homies tonight, I think.

Yeah, he's a puzzling one, that Graeme. He's stated in the past that he doesn't vote and has no interest in Ireland or Irish issues, but he's always got these weird hot takes about stuff that people in more important countries - the UK and America, for example - happen to be dealing with. Maybe...

What's wrong with you?? Just make a fifi out of a dishtowel and a pair of washing-up gloves, like any normal person with a kitchen.

Toilets aren't alive, so the answer is none.

Sure, zeppelins could work too. I'm sure people would take zeppelin tours if they could! But I think my fellow Kiwis are really underestimating the value and demand that there would be for Mech tours. It's a Mech. Mechs are inherently cool; they're so cool, that an entire franchise was built...