Hey, you got your account back
Well. . .this certainly makes my attempted cover-up of the death of your account as an accountnapping awkward
Look, when I said that thing about killing dogs I was just hopped-up on adrenaline!
Please don't call the ASPCA
I have taken your account hostage! If you ever want to see your account alive again follow my instructions to the letter and I will return your password! If I see you talk to a dog I will fucking murder it!
P.S. Your account is totally not already dead on the floor of your basement RIP!