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  • Since you requested the shitposting be cut down in Chantal’s thread, I will take to shitposting on your profile. This is a fair and good compromise.

    still gonna fuck with the newbies tho sorry
    Strine
    Strine
    Omg delete this! I had a hysterectomy too except I'm way thinner than Chantal and I'm also a medical expert and did you know Chantal is fat ?
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    dId I oFfEnD yOu?!‽ Trololololololz

    You made me like you even more now. Good job mate
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    Since today was Thanksgiving for our corpulent Canadian, thought I'd pop in and raise a glass of gravy to you. 🥃
    You are the cheese in my poutine, gorl. 🧀
    Strine
    Strine
    Gorl, I love you as much as Chantal pretended that dog loved her!
    Your avatar is one of my favorite paintings! Certainly not something I ever expected to see on this website lol.

    Also you are fucking hilarious, and the way you write is so funny and entertaining, I always get excited when I see a new Strine post in the Chintal thread. I aspire to one day possess a vocabulary as vast and colorful as yours, thanks for making this particularly gross cow more palatable.
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    Oh, thank you. I owe my vocab mainly to Modernist authors; if you read them, you'd probably be less impressed with me!
    Fakokta? Bupkis? Your posts on that shtik-fresser HRH Chantal of Chazerei: spot on, well apt; such emes, such kop, so funny - the gantze zach, from you, is a mitzva.
    Instead of doing something useful, I'm still catching up on Chantal's riveting saga. Your amazeen entries peppered throughout are like manna from heaven keeping me going.
    Just encountered your 8/7 post chronicling our Arby's aficionado's search history- gorl it absolutely wrecked me. Your wit is more refreshing than a nice tall cup of KFC gravy on a hot summer day. Appreciate you, BooBoo!
    I know you've washed your hands of most things in Amber's fetid aura, but your recaps of Eric's soulless, mono-tone-us videos are sorely missed. Your absence was keenly felt when I encountered his latest where he, too, was diagnosed as bipolar. I am in left the dark because I don't have you to guide me through this cesspool of tripe. I completely understand, but I miss your brilliant insights, gorl. :feels:
    Strine
    Strine
    Well, I've been thinking about coming back to HRH Queen of Moderation's subforum. What sucked the fun out of it for me is that I think Eric is being intentionally heinous for hatewatch dollars. Chantal, conversely, has no self-awareness at all, so her trainwreck behaviour is earnest and pure. I may cobble together an Eric video recap, although I'm sure other people have already done it for the bipolar one.
    Strine
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    I will say this: Eric is a true muse for my writing; rarely is such execrable stupidity and garbage personality found in so fruitful (lol) a setting as in a house with two exceptional lesbians and an unbelievably loving and patient gay hillbilly.
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    I agree about his purposeful twattiness, but now that he's way ahead of Amber's vids they became a touch more interesting (I think, I still can't stomach them without your help). AFAIK no one has recapped the bipolar one unless I missed it. You have a true talent for distilling his tasteless, horrible vlogs into palatable and magnificent works of art. It would be a crime to let that go to waste.
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    Millais's Boreas. Beautiful image. I can't decide between it and Mariana to put on my walls. Something about the richness of the velvet. Millais is an underrated painter, good taste.
    I've been away from the Farms and had to catch up on 30+ pages of Chantal nonsense. Your phenomenal posts gave me the strength to keep powering through. And designating the insufferable Peetz as "Soy Orbison" was truly sublime. You kill me, gorl and I appreciate you.
    There are those of us who are not layabouts who enjoy capeshit. 🤨 Haha
    Strine
    Strine
    Sorry gorl. Seeing the films is one thing but Becky in particular being 28 and an unemployed, ardent fan of it was too amusing to escape comment.
    I have now read "The Song of Wandering Amber" three times and it gets more amazeeen each time. Yeats may not have envisioned the "clit stuff" but I think he would be impressed with yor adaptation just the same. Bravo, gorl.
    Forgot what an absolute masterpiece that "cover letter" you wrote for Becky is. You are an international treasure. Appreciate ya, gorl.
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