Are you really a Mormon? I've only ever met them when they're knocking doors, talking to people about God, and they're so lovely I always feel horrible saying I'm not interested and shutting the door on them. They usually have American accents too, so I'm guessing they're on the 'mission' thing talked about in the Greer thread?
So, does this mean you don't drink, swear etc? Apologies for personal questions.