The handsome tard

Why, hello bandit...after bringing order to Pandora, I set my sights to this place. It may not be a shithole like Pandora but Im sure with some scouting and knowing the local tards, Hyperion will be able to properly..." civilize it".
But anyway, how are you?
(questions about my wife will result in me strangling, not chocking, STRANGLING the shit out of you with my pocket watch chain)
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