Recent content by The I Scream Man

Seen some people recommending Masterbuilts, tell me your favorite smoker

Just constant spasms of "I know you are but what am I, stalker?" comments and the inability to roll with the punches at all, and yet he expects us to believe that he's any sort of combat capable. All he needs is to start making the soyface all the time and the transformation will be complete...

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Damn man its too bad no one told him that it was gonna be a big waste of money that would flop and that everybody was gonna laugh at him Shame no one told him any of this :(

Wanting to engage in "grown up talk" is all well and good but why call it that? That's something I'd expect to read in a transcript from an old To Catch A Predator episode, right before "you sound mature for your age" but right after "hey are your parents home?" I can't even remember the last...

He really doesn't understand that he doesn't actually want to be famous, the average joe couldn't handle that level of scrutiny and if he suddenly appears in front of the public they will perceive all his flaws and he'll have a mental breakdown for real.

There are plenty of law firms that would be willing to take on any case you got if you either A. have a case or B. have money. Obviously you have neither

I fucking hate you E: your post is correct tho

Amateur hour I see

"No one's ever going to believe me" is the court equivalent of "IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS", isn't it

You're really good at missing the point, which is that its not about hating anyone or simping, its about how you post in this thread and why you should stop

Tom literally the only thing saving you from a mouthful of broken teeth (at minimum) is the fact that you're old, no one wants to beat up an elder but man you really love to push buttons and boundaries so I'd advise you to shut the fuck up when out in public, lest you attract the attention of...

Yeah what kind of poor doesn't have many gigs of ram exclusively for keeping tabs open you might want to revisit at some point, fuckin plebs

Every time you say this you disprove the whole "I don't give a fuck about her" bit, you could have said it once and then established that you were a cool kid, we might even have asked you to sit at our table at lunch