The pose of your avatar reminds me of wandering into my grandfather's shop as a moronic kid and knocking something over while his back was turned working on a project. That was the look I received without fail.
Incidentally, I also enjoy your posts..so there's that.
"The Thing on the Fourble Board": pretty sure I heard that when it was showcased on BBC Radio 4 a few years ago. I'll be revisiting it tonight.
If I can repay the favour, Vincent Price made 2 or 3 series for the BBC: first series is the best. IMO this is the best, you'll recognize the story but Price brings his love of gourmet to it: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=77UKyAlZIMQ