Recent content by The Shadow

Well...It's halfway to Christmas. Surely there's a chance for three ghosts to visit Bob overnight and get him to have a change of heart.

I don't think anyone that comments on KiwiFarms outside of the Farms has ever actually been here.

Bob, if you're reading this: Grow the fuck up. Burn those stupid blazers. Shave that sex offender registry facial hair. Get a real job. Stop holding onto anger, it isn't healthy, but then nothing you do is healthy.

These people sincerely think we're some kind of illuminati. When really we're basically TMZ for internet weirdos.

BJJ is the TKD of grappling I mean it's fine for what it is but I like judo's throws and if all you have is ground game you're gonna kicked in the head if you try it against more than one opponent. It also lacks a striking comoponent. Muay Thai or boxing is usually the go-to but being a...

Mario does wear a red cap.

Don't worry about it, just enjoy the ride.

Back in Red Alert 1 I loved chronoshifting a Cruiser near an enemy base and just attacking the infantry because they exploded. L.A. Noire anytime I got out of the car and got run over.

Listen up, twigboy- You gotta get a huge helping of protein! You gotta get in the gym, you gotta start hangin' and bangin' and feeding those pythons. Take your vitamins, say your prayers, and train like a champ, brother!

Jeez did you play pro football or something?

The Michael Scott approach.

That's ridiculous. My mom never yelled at me in Spanish but like 75 percent of the women I date do.

You either die Albert Einstein, or live long enough to become Karen.

Robbie Rotten is FAR from a generic villain! He was #1! RIP

Fatness Imprisoning me All that I see absolute blubber Can't see my dick. Can't see my thighs. Trapped in my fat, basement my holding cellllll