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Lolcows
Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.

  1. Lolcow General
  2. Proving Grounds
  3. Shots Fired
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Careercow Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston

Internationale Clique
Do you speak multiple languages and know about people who'd only appeal to speakers of your language? Read this, and make your contribution to the Internationale Clique today !!

25 Threads 1.2K Messages
DE Diskussion über sonstige deutschsprachige Lolcows

Amberlynn Reid
Fat YouTube celebrity notorious for using their friends and family for personal gain.

470 Threads 69.7K Messages
TORRID TRY-ON HAUL!!!!! MARCH 2019

Brianna Wu
Born John Walker Flynt, Brianna Wu is a 2018 Democratic candidate for the House in some shithole they've never lived in and is desperately smearing a much more competent and likable person.

82 Threads 89.9K Messages
Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread

Christian Weston Chandler
Chris-Chan the author of Sonichu, a comic book, with an Internet history going back 10 years.

3.3K Threads 455.3K Messages
Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil
DarkSydePhil is a notoriously awful Let's Player who built an empire on failure and a permanently sinking ship.

252 Threads 122.5K Messages
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici
Highly classified discussion of at-large C.I.S. Target El Primero.

1.1K Threads 101.6K Messages
Asspatter [5 Mar 2019] FRIENDSHIP IMPLOSION!

Tommy Tooter
Tommy is a granny tranny who's been a blight on society since before your parents were born.

76 Threads 17.5K Messages
1-8-19 Tom wants the Age of Consent lowered to 12


Lolcow Farms


Community Watch

Lolcows tend to thrive in communities with like-minded people who do not criticize their behavior.

606 Threads 326.3K Messages
Weeb Wars / Animegate / #kickvic / #vickicksback

Animal Control
The people, communities, and drama of the furry and pony fandoms.

263 Threads 142.9K Messages
Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse

Beauty Parlour
Cosplay, makeup, and catfights.

256 Threads 180K Messages
Community Tard Baby General

Lolcow & Lolcow LLP
Monitoring legal action in the world of Internet drama.

15 Threads 3.4K Messages
Wade Callender v. Randall Pitchford II and Gearbox Software (2018)

Internet Famous
Online personalities, livestreamers, "Internet Bloodsports", and the exceptional individuals from those communities.

80 Threads 96.8K Messages
Ethan Ralph / TheRalphRetort

La Zorra
Rat Kings are members of the LGBTQ community who use their position, influence, and connections for personal gain. La Zorra is the name of a Waco-style compound Greta Gustava is building for trannies in the California desert.

134 Threads 145K Messages
Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Rhys McKinnon / Rachel Veronica McKinnon / Foxy Moxy

Tumblr (◡‿◡✿)
Tumblr is a website notorious for catering to the delusional world views of the mentally ill and is a breeding ground for Lolcows.

288 Threads 163K Messages
"Assigned Male", by Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle


Off-Topic
General Discussion


3.2K Threads 241.6K Messages
The General Thread

Articles & Happenings
World events and online news.

7.5K Threads 346K Messages
Science Teen who defied mother by getting vaccinated testifies before Congress

Art & Literature
For anything drawn or written, famous or personal.

410 Threads 27K Messages
JAIMAS READS A TERRIBLE BOOK: How to Destroy A Man Now

Cryptoshekels
The Currency that behaves like an Equity™

82 Threads 2.1K Messages
Coinhive Announces Plans to Shut Down on March 8

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