What's your favorite part of Italy? I've never been, but I really love learning about European history. I particularly like Venetian, and Milanese history. I'm shocked more people aren't taught about the Venetian Arsenal or Ambrossian Republic
One day, I want to open an Olive Garden in Italy. I want to heavily advertise it on TV, and make it seem like the best fucking thing ever. I really want to know what Italians will think about that horrible clusterfuck of a restaurant.
Ideally, they'll protest.