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Un Platano

big blatano xDDDD, Male, from Aspergistan

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BANANAPHONE is BACK Feb 6, 2018

Un Platano was last seen:: Feb 17, 2019 at 2:59 AM

1. ICameToplaY
  新年快樂! ヽ(≧▽≦)ノ
  
  Feb 4, 2019
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2. Tetraphobia
  https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DyZgRlrVYAUDPVn.jpg
  
  Feb 2, 2019
  1. ICameToplaY, dysentery and Un Platano like this.
3. Reynard
  That's a big banana. I can see why that anime girl is happy!
  
  Jan 28, 2019
  1. ICameToplaY, ToroidalBoat and J A N D E K like this.
4. OhGoy
  i wish a girl would play with my banana like that
  
  Jan 24, 2019
  1. ICameToplaY, Kiwi Jeff, dysentery and 1 other person like this.
5. ToroidalBoat
  it's important to wax your banana
  
  Jan 23, 2019
  1. Kiwi Jeff, ICameToplaY, dysentery and 1 other person like this.
6. BigRuler
  haha big bladano :DDDD:DD shaped like benis xDDD
  
  Jan 21, 2019
  1. Kiwi Jeff, ToroidalBoat, dysentery and 1 other person like this.
7. Vrakks
  Bonane
  
  Jan 19, 2019
  1. Kiwi Jeff, ICameToplaY, Y2K Baby and 3 others like this.
8. Carcinogenesis
  I've noticed you have a bizarre fruit fixation.
  
  Jan 17, 2019
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  2. Un Platano
    Bananas are not a bizarre fruit.
    
    Jan 17, 2019
    
    Kiwi Jeff, ICameToplaY, Y2K Baby and 2 others like this.
  3. Carcinogenesis
    The lady doth protest
    
    Jan 17, 2019
    
    Kiwi Jeff, ICameToplaY, Y2K Baby and 1 other person like this.
9. ToroidalBoat
  happy christmas platano
  
  Dec 25, 2018
  1. Y2K Baby, ICameToplaY, xxXDxx and 3 others like this.
  2. ToroidalBoat
    also merry new year banana dude
    
    Dec 31, 2018
    
    Y2K Baby, Kiwi Jeff, ICameToplaY and 3 others like this.
10. Skeealator
  Worlds Collide by LaidEffect reviews
  
  When Batman's attempt to stop Joker's latest scheme goes awry, both the Caped Crusader and the Clown Prince of Crime are sent to the universe of Kung Fu Panda. Will Batman be able to convince the Dragon Warrior and the Furious Five he is an ally and return home while stopping the Joker, or will he be seen as a threat to the Valley of Peace? Set in the events after KFP3.
  
  Dec 18, 2018
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  2. Un Platano
    batmanana
    
    Dec 18, 2018
    
    ICameToplaY, dysentery, Y2K Baby and 3 others like this.
  3. Kiwi Jeff
    http://www.superdickery.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/batmanbatter.jpg
    
    Dec 22, 2018
    
    ICameToplaY, dysentery, Y2K Baby and 2 others like this.
  4. Skeealator
    Batman: Frozen in Gotham by Spiderfan626 reviews
    
    When Batman and Robin rescue Bruce's childhood friend Elsa from Scarecrow they find a evil plot with taking over Gotham and Arrendelle. A line of Supervillians have been hired to add him. Can Batman save Elsa's family in time? Can Elsa mend wounds with Bruce? Can Damian ever avoid Olaf's hugs?
    
    Dec 22, 2018
    
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11. Zaragoza
  This shit has gone bananas!
  
  Nov 21, 2018
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  2. Zaragoza
    Banana for scale.
    
    Nov 21, 2018
    
    ICameToplaY, dysentery, Y2K Baby and 4 others like this.
  3. ToroidalBoat
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
    
    Nov 25, 2018
    
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12. ToroidalBoat
  >BANANAPHONE is BACK
  >no bananas in sight
  
  Oct 12, 2018
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  3. ToroidalBoat
    finally the line is free
    
    Dec 21, 2018
    
    ICameToplaY, dysentery, Y2K Baby and 2 others like this.
  4. Un Platano
    but did you think what they're in line for?
    
    Dec 21, 2018
    
    ICameToplaY, dysentery, Y2K Baby and 3 others like this.
  5. Y2K Baby
    Whose line is it anyway
    
    Dec 29, 2018
    
    ICameToplaY, dysentery, Kiwi Jeff and 1 other person like this.
13. Skeealator
  Happy Birthday!
  
  Sep 24, 2018
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14. ToroidalBoat
  what if bananas were blue
  
  Sep 13, 2018
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  2. Un Platano
    I'm not sure, because while there are "blue" bananas they are actually turquoise. There must have been an important reason that they didn't make them completely blue, so there are probably some very strong consequences to blue bananas that I frankly do not want to experience.
    
    Sep 13, 2018
    
    ICameToplaY, dysentery, LofaSofa and 4 others like this.
  3. ToroidalBoat
    So anthocyanin in bananas are a no go?
    
    Sep 13, 2018
    
    ICameToplaY, dysentery, LofaSofa and 4 others like this.
  4. Un Platano
    It's one small step from anthocyanin to anthocyanide
    
    Sep 13, 2018
    
    ICameToplaY, dysentery, LofaSofa and 4 others like this.
15. atm
  The banana is shaped to fit into the human hand
  It comes with a protective, non-slip surface to hold, which is also biodegradable and sits "gracefully" over the human hand
  It is curved towards the face for ease of consumption and does not squirt in one's face during the act
  There is a "pull tab" at the "top" for easy access
  
  Aug 29, 2018
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  3. Un Platano
    BUT MONKIES PEEL OTHER WAY
    
    Sep 3, 2018
    
    ICameToplaY, dysentery, LofaSofa and 3 others like this.
  4. atm
    monkeys are unevolved dumbass idiots- don't copy them unless you wanna devolve even further
    
    Sep 13, 2018
    
    ICameToplaY, dysentery, LofaSofa and 3 others like this.
  5. Un Platano
    But they have prehensile tails, and those are pretty sick
    
    Sep 13, 2018
    
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16. Vrakks
  That's a banana.
  
  Aug 11, 2018
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  2. Un Platano
    Prove it
    
    Aug 11, 2018
    
    ICameToplaY, dysentery, LofaSofa and 4 others like this.
  3. atm
    BURDEN OF PROOF
    
    Aug 29, 2018
    
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17. ToroidalBoat
  Is she worried because her bananaphone bill went up?
  
  Aug 11, 2018
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  2. Un Platano
    She's bananaphoning her IS pals for backup because there's a reckoning on the way
    
    Aug 11, 2018
    
    ICameToplaY, dysentery, LofaSofa and 4 others like this.
  3. Tranhuviya
    **** **** degenerates like you belong on a cross.
    
    Aug 11, 2018
    
    ICameToplaY, LofaSofa, atm and 3 others like this.
18. Tranhuviya
  Is that Minion her child? If so, she's a litterer.
  
  Aug 6, 2018
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19. Tetraphobia
  Ok your avatar is adorable
  
  Aug 1, 2018
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  3. atm
    OH EM GEE THAT AVVY IS TOTES ADORBZ!!
    
    ...Is what I'd say if I was a fuckin' terror-fueled degenerated subhuman. We have the means to deal with such "people".
    
    Aug 11, 2018
    
    ICameToplaY, dysentery, LofaSofa and 3 others like this.
  4. Tetraphobia
    Stop being mean towards love livers
    
    Aug 29, 2018
    
    ICameToplaY, dysentery, LofaSofa and 3 others like this.
  5. Un Platano
    This is what you become when you don't have any Love in your Life.
    
    Aug 29, 2018
    
    ICameToplaY, dysentery, LofaSofa and 3 others like this.
20. Y2K Baby
  God-tier avatar.
  
  Aug 1, 2018
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  2. atm
    Dead-tier Baby.
    
    Aug 11, 2018
    
    ICameToplaY, dysentery, LofaSofa and 2 others like this.
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