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Un Platano

big blatano xDDDD, Male, from Aspergistan

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BANANAPHONE is BACK Feb 6, 2018

Un Platano was last seen:: Dec 14, 2018 at 3:58 AM

1. Zaragoza
  This shit has gone bananas!
  
  Nov 21, 2018
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  2. Zaragoza
    Banana for scale.
    
    Nov 21, 2018
    
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  3. ToroidalBoat
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
    
    Nov 25, 2018
    
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2. ToroidalBoat
  >BANANAPHONE is BACK
  >no bananas in sight
  
  Oct 12, 2018
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  3. Un Platano
    One for the bitches and one for the dough
    
    Nov 14, 2018
    
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  4. ToroidalBoat
    why is she eating the bananaphone
    
    Nov 26, 2018
    
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  5. Un Platano
    Wouldn't you?
    
    Nov 26, 2018
    
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3. Skeealator
  Happy Birthday!
  
  Sep 24, 2018
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4. ToroidalBoat
  what if bananas were blue
  
  Sep 13, 2018
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  2. Un Platano
    I'm not sure, because while there are "blue" bananas they are actually turquoise. There must have been an important reason that they didn't make them completely blue, so there are probably some very strong consequences to blue bananas that I frankly do not want to experience.
    
    Sep 13, 2018
    
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  3. ToroidalBoat
    So anthocyanin in bananas are a no go?
    
    Sep 13, 2018
    
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  4. Un Platano
    It's one small step from anthocyanin to anthocyanide
    
    Sep 13, 2018
    
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5. atm
  The banana is shaped to fit into the human hand
  It comes with a protective, non-slip surface to hold, which is also biodegradable and sits "gracefully" over the human hand
  It is curved towards the face for ease of consumption and does not squirt in one's face during the act
  There is a "pull tab" at the "top" for easy access
  
  Aug 29, 2018
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  3. Un Platano
    BUT MONKIES PEEL OTHER WAY
    
    Sep 3, 2018
    
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  4. atm
    monkeys are unevolved dumbass idiots- don't copy them unless you wanna devolve even further
    
    Sep 13, 2018
    
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  5. Un Platano
    But they have prehensile tails, and those are pretty sick
    
    Sep 13, 2018
    
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6. Vrakks
  That's a banana.
  
  Aug 11, 2018
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  2. Un Platano
    Prove it
    
    Aug 11, 2018
    
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  3. atm
    BURDEN OF PROOF
    
    Aug 29, 2018
    
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7. ToroidalBoat
  Is she worried because her bananaphone bill went up?
  
  Aug 11, 2018
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  2. Un Platano
    She's bananaphoning her IS pals for backup because there's a reckoning on the way
    
    Aug 11, 2018
    
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  3. Tranhuviya
    **** **** degenerates like you belong on a cross.
    
    Aug 11, 2018
    
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8. Tranhuviya
  Is that Minion her child? If so, she's a litterer.
  
  Aug 6, 2018
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9. Tetraphobia
  Ok your avatar is adorable
  
  Aug 1, 2018
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  3. atm
    OH EM GEE THAT AVVY IS TOTES ADORBZ!!
    
    ...Is what I'd say if I was a fuckin' terror-fueled degenerated subhuman. We have the means to deal with such "people".
    
    Aug 11, 2018
    
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  4. Tetraphobia
    Stop being mean towards love livers
    
    Aug 29, 2018
    
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  5. Un Platano
    This is what you become when you don't have any Love in your Life.
    
    Aug 29, 2018
    
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10. Y2K Baby
  God-tier avatar.
  
  Aug 1, 2018
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  2. atm
    Dead-tier Baby.
    
    Aug 11, 2018
    
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11. atm
  Better bananaphone your IS pals for backup because there's a reckoning on the way
  
  Aug 1, 2018
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12. Kiwi Jeff
  Merry Christmas!
  https://i.imgur.com/bO0E6Ju.jpg
  
  Jul 31, 2018
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13. Sword Fighter Super
  Great, now you have that "bananaphone" song stuck in my head. I haven't even THOUGHT of that song in years.
  >:-(
  
  Jul 25, 2018
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14. CWCchange
  Christmas in Julay? Are you that autistic?
  
  Jul 14, 2018
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  2. Un Platano
    If you think this is autistic, wait till you see the minion one that I've got on reserve.
    
    Jul 15, 2018
    
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15. ToroidalBoat
  [banana noises]
  
  Jul 13, 2018
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16. atm
  Bad attitude.
  
  Jul 9, 2018
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  2. Un Platano
    FUCK YOU AGAIN
    
    Jul 9, 2018
    
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17. OhGoy
  is that loli.exe?
  
  Jun 25, 2018
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  3. ToroidalBoat
    You did?
    
    Jun 26, 2018
    
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  4. Un Platano
    https://kiwifarms.net/threads/desert-bus-inner-circle-shitpost-edition-points-2.26466/page-330#post-2413915
    
    Jun 26, 2018
    
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  5. ToroidalBoat
    Oh yeah...
    
    I still think it looks like an atomic explosion going off nearby.
    
    Jun 26, 2018
    
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18. Y2K Baby
  Happy missed hatday.
  
  Jun 19, 2018
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19. Reynard
  Your icon is cute.
  
  Also, happy birthday!
  
  Jun 19, 2018
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  2. Un Platano
    It is not cute it is terroristic
    
    Jun 19, 2018
    
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20. Alpha Loves You
  Happy hat day!
  
  Jun 18, 2018
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