Recent content by UnclePhil

Back when I was 14 NESticle, Stella and ZSNES were the most amazing innovations ever. Suddenly I was playing Secret of Mana and Castlevania on my 266mhz machine. They ran at half-speed, fog effects turned into thick pink clouds, and wind sounded like nails down a chalkboard, but man, I was...

I've not watched the video yet. I am debating about whether I should because it's 2 hours I won't get back that I could spend watching something more entertaining. Nonetheless, here a few preliminary key points. When someone on Twitter screams, "Excuse me, are you being racist after a...

Tifa's tits should have plummeted her into Northern Crater. It's like defeating a final boss made her grow three cup sizes. Still on the subject of Final Fantasy, I am not sure how Cindy in XV ranks but she wants to make sure you notice.

2013? Damn. No, it shouldn't be illegal. Whatever the implications are for decriminalizing, societal law has done a fine enough job making it a catch-22: the whore might pull through but won't make many daytime friends. I agree it should be discouraged, however. Despite what the average...

How are they handling the invasion? I would check but going there is like staring at the sun too long.

GamerGate was a Twitter slap fight where a bunch of users replied to a hashtag and sassed some feminists. How we jumped from that to a President being elected and a thousand retards invading the Capitol Building requires a tremendous leap in logic. That's like saying the death of Brandon Vedas...

What does his dialogue sound like?

If I remember right, RLM is alt-lol content because they didn't do enough to protest Trump in their videos.

Breast size is determined by genetics, not fat. This is a scientific fact. Weight gain can can cause a bra size to change, but it is not out of the realm of possibility for a woman to have a slimmer frame and carry big natural knockers. There are two kinds of people who argue against this. One...

Of course. The Enemy hates Cuties, Cuties was made by a Muslim black lady, ergo Cuties is a bold and brave statement. Down with censorship. Freedom of expression must be defended at all costs. Straight guys in the West find tiddy anime girls appealing, the Japanese draw tiddy anime girls for...

No doubt. These days it is always ResetEra. No other community is dedicated to that amount of cult-like precision. Every review bomb and threat campaign is always traced back to these people. More studios need to take a stand like this. In fact, the majority of that post should be copied and...

I hear this as an Orwellian prerecorded voice over a loudspeaker. "Ding-dong-ding. Please refrain from sarcastic trolling, or otherwise phrase your sarcasm in a less harmful manner. Your Moderators thank you for your cooperation."

This is informative but not surprising, I suppose. I have never been to Utah, but I did read Riders of the Purple Sage this year and had a strange feeling it might be a tour guide.

It's easy to breed pure narcissism and a sense of moral superiority when the entire world outside your perception is "the alt-right." They don't need to worry about how their actions affect others or behavior is perceived. They are correct! They are correct and oh, so smart! Disown your dying...

"The church is oppressive and noninclusive! Love for all my fellow humans!" Hello, I voted Trump for any reason at all. "Then you deserve to drown in the blood of your slain children." That's a little extreme? (BANNED) "Just like your children being alive and fed...love for all my fellow...