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This is my favorite sentence in the entire dumpster fire. Referring to himself in the plural sense. The religious undertones of sex work being a sin. The lack of spellcheck/capitalizations in the middle of a word. The "aka Las Vegas" irony tardsplain. *chef's kiss*

Kuo Hsing-Chun. She's an Olympian, one of the strongest women in the world. Jacked as fuck, but with feminine curves. I want her ass and her abs.

Russ's dream girl would certainly need to have very low self esteem, or just generally be okay with polygamy. Does Russ condone cheating/polygamy? Apologies if this has already been hashed out. I know he likes to cherry pick which aspects of Mormonism he likes to follow (i.e. hookers yes...

Russ is like a yappy dog chasing after a car. It's not in the dog's nature to stop and think about why its chasing after the car, or what's gonna happen if he actually "catches" the car. It's all about the journey of pursuing something he can't have, because it's instinctual and/or scratches...

This is what's making me laugh rn. Does Kelly not realize that "stumps" is a basic, common knowledge word? Was this genuinely a brand new term for her, and she feels the need to educate her audience, because Kelly is too narcissistic and dumb to realize that just because SHE needs basic ass...

Agree with this. It's natural to feel some sense of repulsion towards tard babies (and their attention-seeking parents), and yes it's not socially acceptable to openly express these feelings... but that's why we have separate groups/forums like this, so we don't have to go shitting directly on...

This. He's never truly wanted a girlfriend. He wants a fan. He's simply casting for the role of "attractive female admirer and sex toy". Forgive me for not adding anything new here, but yeah women aren't people to Russ and misogynists/narcs like him. Just a means to an end. Also echoing the...

Funny how my two favourite cows have these parallels in their upbringings. Russell Greer was also a twin, adopted as a baby while his non-syndromy sister stayed with the bio parents. This twin sister developed into normal adult and rejected Russ when he eventually reached out to her. Russell...

Everyone in hospital with long hair who spends all (or most) of the day in bed will end up with a rats nest at the back. Kelly was actually very clever to braid her hair like this to the sides, it's clearly not her first rodeo. A nurse certainly won't get in trouble for mentioning the messy...

Oh yeah, the classics... "Ain't No Half-Steppin' " - Big Daddy Kane feat. Lil Stump "Shin and Juice" - Snoop Dogg feat. Kelly Tha Scraper "Can I kick it? [... Not Anymore]" - A Tribe Called Quest feat. the Notorious BPD

Well yeah, "frequent flyer" patients to tend to get talked about, especially if they have a unique situation or they're rude to staff. But for the most part, it's a brief conversation done in passing. "Oh hey, I heard Kelly's back..." "Yeah she's finally getting the amputation!" "Oh good, those...

I think you've hit the nail on the head. To piggyback here, the success of her skin grafts in 2019 probably gave her that sense of a "safety net" - she's free to keep picking, because no matter how nasty things get, the plastic surgeons will be there to swoop in and save her! Fresh slate of meat...

IV sperg incoming... If she is on 1:1 observation (which she really should be) then "bleeding out" her IV's isn't really an option, so it would be weird for staff to factor that into their decision of where to place the IV. Scalp IV's are risky. They are easily dislodged, and if IV fluid...

Same, never seen a scalp IV in adult medicine. Understandable that they couldn't find a good superficial arm vein on Kelly, with her shit vasculature, swollen limbs and self-harm scars. But they couldn't have an anesthetist place a deeper IV with ultrasound guidance? That's usually what we do...