I tried archiving the creepy thread, but unfortunately the archived version doesn't let you click on the spoilers (meaning you can't access the links). I recommend just copy-pasting everything into a document.
"and God was merciful,so that he raised the one which died of thirst and which it's heart is so repulsive he will never lay with anything,even a goat to return to the farms of kiwis and bother the villagers with his writhings"
-New Zealand Bible, book of joshua,versicle 24
hahahaha JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNGGGGGHGHHGHHHHH [bangs my girlfriend in front of you while you cry about being a virgin]