Recent content by Whatthefuck

We don't touch the poo or tip the cows. They produce enough milk of their own without our help.

Very basic toasted bagels with cream cheese, capers, chives, and smoked salmon. You just can't beat it.

That' looks atrocious even for Jack. I could list all of the reasons that this looks repulsive starting from the sauce that looks like it could double for spackle yet so oily that it looks like a gallbladder trigger. How can chicken look so dry yet so oily at the same time? Goddamn.

You're assuming he knows how to use punctuation. That's a bold stance to take.

I'm still working on Prime Rib leftover from Christmas. I thought I ordered 4 pounds, turns out I ordered 4 ribs which translates to about 9 pounds. Oh well, lots of lovely sandwiches with crusty bread and horseradish and stroganoff. She's not bad reheated in and of herself you just don't want...

I haven't seen it yet, but I've heard mixed reviews about the movie. I'm with you, though. There is no way in hell Jack would ever like this movie. Didn't he bitch about some rom-com with Ariana Grande that was too "diverse"?

Fucking hell, that's nauseatingly sweet and I can tell through my monitor. What was he going for here like a trifle or something? Why not just pop open a can of frosting, put some crumbs and peppermint on it and call it a day?

We really (and this is broadly speaking because I personally don't) go overboard on the sweets around the holidays. I've never seen this particular concoction, but it's Jack so everything is on the table.

It's better than this guy I used to know. I can't type in IPA because I'm a retard, but he would pronounce prosciutto as 'pro-SHWEET-oh'. Also, he would say 'fil-eT miG-non'. Bless his heart.

I'm sure you know by now that the antibodies are undetectable after a few months and the people are being re-infected, right? This is not an ordinary coronavirus. This is something we've never seen before. All I know for sure about it is that apparently the Wendigo is immune.

Uncle Roger gave Kay the treatment with her fried rice. Bless them.

That makes me think of my father. After Thanksgiving, he's always make dressing sandwiches. So essentially bread sandwiches. You're not totally weird.

That's amazing. I think I can speak for most women when I say that if I'm asked by my partner or even a friend what they should wear to various affairs we would choose something that not only makes them look good, but it makes us look good. I'm going on record as saying that unless it was a...

Jesus, she's having a full out Chantal foodgasm. Eyes rolled back in the head. Jaw totally unhinged. Fucking hell.

Why is he acting like this is the first Waffle House ever robbed? There was a huge case just a year or so ago in Nashville where there was a mass shooting that was only stopped by a man who took they guy down physically before he could do more damage. Spoiler alert, the shooter was white and the...