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  • They didn't want to handle the truth, Wyzzerd.
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    There is a reason humanity has let the magical realm fade into myths and legends. They fear it for they cannot control it. I can't blame them, it's hard knowing what is out there and yet unable to do anything about it.
    How well-versed are you on evocations? I may require assistance verifying the free agency of a conceited whale and a discourteous gorilla.
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    I've got the boom if you've got the loot. Are we talking more peaceful removal or more of only a light dusting remaining?
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    Peaceful removal, Maybe a little conversation. Some negotiations. Perhaps we could even leave the gorilla to fend for itself.
    Can you conjure the dead to give their testimonies in court? If so, I think you’d make a great addition to my law firm
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    You'll want the necromancer two doors down. If he offers you something to drink, don't accept it. Last poor sap who did woke up next to a corpse and had to explain to a mortician that he was not a necrophiliac and why nobody was wearing pants. Necromancers always have a sick sense of humor.
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    Wait a minute...OBJECTION!! Necromancers dont make potions! That’s alchemists!
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    Get that lawyer speak outa my shop! It's just like trade skills. A mechanic's profession is not invalidated if he does a bit of welding every now and then. Same deal but more magic words and pixie dust.
    I know your powers have limits, but is there any chance you could mindfreak the mental image of our gorl's "rotting gunt hole" out of my head? You put it in there Wyzzerd, can you abracadabra it out?
    I can pay you in Bath and Body Works candles and unused Optavia bars.
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    I'm sorry but mind manipulation magic is strictly forbidden by the laws of magic.

    Also I'm kind of proud I was able to scar someone's mind with simple words. Makes me feel like an old one, a cosmic horror from beyond. You do have my deepest sympathies for being my first victim.
    Hello Magic Man, I'm a clown who fights Owls by night and helps the homeless by daylight. I am impressed by your commitment to your username
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    Why is everyone impressed by that? I'm just a professional wizard.

    Does nobody believe in magic or something?
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