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Is the pic with his hand on her belly supposed to start pregnancy speculation? Will there be pregnancy fetish porn on OnlyFans? How will the stupid bat tattoo fare the pregnancy?

Al will be taking uber everywhere now. Do super fatties have to request a special SUV or something? I predict another emergency room visit for whatever nonsense in the near future.

It would be good if her mom relapsed and went off on a meth bacchanalia & got arrested. :optimistic:

https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/3165110/madonna-surprise-bar-gig-new-york/ 62 years old. She is Mae West. Mae went with the sexy persona 'til she died as an elderly woman and was seen as clownish for it. I don't think Mae West got all surgeried out though. Do the people who get this much...

I'm pretty sure if the worst thing that could ever happen to me happened, I wouldn't be answering questions on twitter. It's probably some stupid bullshit.

Shouldn't we blame Japan for having a culture which glorifies suicide?

Just fold up a piece of bologna and stuff it in the crack. It couldn't possibly be any more horrible than it was before. It's pretty cool that he got the whole castration and the last remnants of his former dick rotted off.

She's already got a side-mouth, with the right stroke it could move back to center.

:optimistic:

Breaking News: no longer friends with Dana

Do you weigh 600lbs? - "Whaaaat? NOOOO!" as if that's so absurd.

This person is more retarded than the person who didn't know Abraham Lincoln was the president.

@catbyte how about throwing some of those tardbux to our Dear Leader? He's a simple farmer of banana peppers and peas. I don't think he'll mukbang on camera for you but your contribution will help ensure the fat fuck youtubers you love will be indexed and archived for your viewing pleasure...

I tried to watch both fatty channels simultaneously but after Becky guessed that the 9-11 attack happened in 1997 and it descended into even more retardation on the next question, I'm out. Fuck you Amber. Long live Chantal* *long meaning like 6-18 months

With half gunt genetics, Earthquake is the best you could hope for.