Recent content by Zan

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    What are you playing right now?

    Retail WoW because I'm a bad person.
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    World of Warcraft: We Wuz Pirates An Sheit

    I had fun in the stress test and wouldn't mind beta access but I'm not a popular streamer or e-celeb. To be fair, I would report bugs and not focus on getting meaningless world firsts for low level dungeons.
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    World of Warcraft: We Wuz Pirates An Sheit

    This is my dream scenario but blizzard's heads are up their asses so far and they love everything about retail. After all, the people who complain are just a vocal minority. If blizz did go with the plan you mentioned I just wish they would find a way around the inevitable power creep.
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    Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    I do too and it has some of my favorite kaiju like DesGhidorah.
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    World of Warcraft: We Wuz Pirates An Sheit

    Lol that horde hunter that kept camping him. Maybe its just me but whenever I think of classic now I can't stop picturing Alexsensual. I'd be more excited if blizz fucked off with titan forging and worked on fixing retail's problems.
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    Films/Scenes that made you cry

    I cried in the final scene of the original Godzilla when the oxygen destroyer kills him and seconds later you see his bones. Scene fucked me up when I was 7.
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    Game of Thrones Thread

    I can't express how thankful I am that I got my friend to spoil the rest of the series for me when I finished season 4.
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    Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    I know this trilogy is generally reviled but damn if this one didn't get me.
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    Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly

    Before each video Jeremy makes sure his funco statues are clearly in the background so we can know what a true geek he is!
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    The Final Fantasy Thread

    FFXIV would be perfect to me if they added really hard dungeons like the mythic stuff in WoW. Oh well, its all a trade off. Its too hard for me to go back to WoW after having all my classes on one character.
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    World of Warcraft: We Wuz Pirates An Sheit

    Amazing how fast blizz went down the shitter after how well Legion was received by the playerbase.
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    The Final Fantasy Thread

    I started doing the Gold Saucer stuff to get enough GP for the regalia and I actually like the place a lot. Spent a long time yesterday racing chocobos and playing triple triad vs the cpu. LoV is a nice diversion but I just do wolf pup zerg for easy completion of challenge logs.
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    Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams

    I remember now what boogie's new grill made me think of:
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    Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams

    His new smile is so soy, I think he looked better with his rotten teeth. Now he just looks like some fat gamer dude who reacts to Walking Dead trailers.
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    TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al

    Oh boy, another totally unnescisarry critical review What is it with people like Doug and DSP plastering their ugly mugs over everything? Yeah, he said in one of his fox kids videos he was going to be doing X-men month.

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