• ”At my local comic book store there's a sign on it reminding its visitors to take showers.”
Zebedee
Last Activity:
Aug 18, 2018 at 2:17 PM
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Feb 23, 2017
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Birthday:
Dec 1, 1990 (Age: 27)
Home Page:
Location:
Pennines
Occupation:
Mental Health

Zebedee

Providing mental diagnosis to e-famous degenerates, 27, from Pennines

Just noticed it's been some time following my first anniversary on this shit hole of a site. Apr 27, 2018

Zebedee was last seen:
Aug 18, 2018 at 2:17 PM
    1. Null
      Null
      bro use fucking firefox. it has a built in right-click -> take screenshot that lets you clip specific articles of the page. I have no idea why you aren't at least cropping shit in Paint.
      1. Slick Bridges likes this.
      2. Zebedee
        Zebedee
        I'll try it, as for paint I'm just fucking lazy at times.
        May 18, 2018
    2. Anonymus Fluhre
      Anonymus Fluhre
      Just a little tip, if you want to take screenshots and not share your tabs with the rest of us use something like Clip to OneNote. You can either have it clip the whole page or a certain area. It wont clip your tabs.
      1. Y2K Baby and Zebedee like this.
      2. Zebedee
        Zebedee
        Well, now I feel like a bit of a nob. Thanks.
        May 17, 2018
        Y2K Baby likes this.
      3. Anonymus Fluhre
        Anonymus Fluhre
        Also comes in handy if you want to do a thread as you can have your screenshots saved to OneNote. It also only takes up about 50mbs in your browser (press shift+esc to see how much tab you have open and your extensions are using in terms of ram)
        May 17, 2018
        Y2K Baby likes this.
    3. Zebedee
      Zebedee
      Just noticed it's been some time following my first anniversary on this shit hole of a site.
      1. ToroidalBoat likes this.
    4. TheMaxHeadroomIncident
      TheMaxHeadroomIncident
      inb4 magic roundabout joke
      1. Zebedee likes this.
      2. Zebedee
        Zebedee
        And here I thought no one would get the username. About fucking time.
        Apr 2, 2018
    5. Computery Guy
      Computery Guy
      "God, can you BELIEVE this asshole with the knife?" "Lol stab lol"
      1. ToroidalBoat and Zebedee like this.
      2. Zebedee
        Zebedee
        "God he can't even trepan my noggin right, I'm tots going to sue for his sixpence."
        Dec 18, 2017
        ToroidalBoat likes this.
      3. ToroidalBoat
        ToroidalBoat
        "What, you egg?
        [He stabs him.]"
        Apr 7, 2018
        Zebedee likes this.
    6. theriddler3
      theriddler3
      Welcome to America, where we have brand names for everything (and charge for those names) and we'd rather a global finial crisis over fixing our broken healthcare system.

      Oh, you have cancer and can't afford both your mortgage and your cancer treatments? Hope you like being homeless.
      1. ToroidalBoat and Zebedee like this.
    7. ToroidalBoat
      ToroidalBoat
      People are so bad at displaying emotion in medieval art.
      1. Zebedee likes this.
      2. Zebedee
        Zebedee
        Lol never even noticed you post.

        Yeah they remind me of the emotional range you'd find coming from the lolcows of this site.
        Nov 5, 2017
        ToroidalBoat likes this.
    8. Suki
      Suki
      Hi I'm new to KFs and I came across some of your posts and I like them. How are you?
      1. Zebedee likes this.
      2. Zebedee
        Zebedee
        Hello I'm fine I suppose, welcome to the farms. Hope you left your morals at the door, you won't need them.
        Aug 7, 2017
        Suki likes this.
    9. entropyseekswork
      entropyseekswork
      I'm not actually amused by your countrymen dying. I just want neg ratings. Hope your loved ones are safe.
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      2. entropyseekswork
        entropyseekswork
        Some of my friends learned about the Boston Bombing by me changing the name of our board to "Boston Massacre Part II: Revenge of the British" as soon as it happened.
        May 22, 2017
        Suki and Zebedee like this.
      3. Zebedee
        Zebedee
        Kek, probably bad on the day but in hindsight that's pretty funny.
        May 22, 2017
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      4. entropyseekswork
        entropyseekswork
        lol yeah, it caused some rage quits ngl.
        May 22, 2017
    10. Zebedee
      Zebedee
      This is utterly bizarre, why is there a Facebook status stand-in on this site?
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    Birthday:
    Dec 1, 1990 (Age: 27)
    Home Page:
    http://zmhdcs.blogspot.co.uk/
    Location:
    Pennines
    Occupation:
    Mental Health

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