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  1. Lysol

    World Government Shutdown Megathread/Updates

    Nah, it really seems like it is. If you're going to write a paragraph-long snarky quip at least have the decency and balls to own up to it when called out on it. Playing at Schrödinger's sarcasm isn't a very good look.
  2. Lysol

    World Government Shutdown Megathread/Updates

    So to recap, you weren't trying to imply that Trump was being immature and uncooperative, and that people supporting him were just being contrarian to the opposing side? Because you did a damn good job convincing me otherwise. Hell you ought to be given an award in peak skepticism™.
  3. Lysol

    World Government Shutdown Megathread/Updates

    He's going to have to re-earn my vote after this. He gave them the spending bill which is the only fucking thing they gave a shit about.
  4. Lysol

    Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple

    Isn't that just a low-information voter? Does the political talk around Carl's stupidity count as on-topic? I only ask because it's been a question that's popped up in one way or another for the past 100-200 pages and apparently nobody got butthurt enough to report anybody.
  5. Lysol

    Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple

    It's the same problem as someone from the U.K. talking about gun crime in the U.S., in that it doesn't really make sense unless you live here. I suppose the direct reverse analogy would be someone from the U.S. talking about the "migrant crisis" and it's effects in a European country, in that...
  6. Lysol

    Corey Barnhill / [Lulz] Xyrix / RuxPin / Zoom / Internet GodSpeed

    This is what it sounds/looks like to rationalize liking someone who's utterly irredeemable because they dunk on people you dislike.
  7. Lysol

    Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio

    Nah I'm pretty sure he's worse, and I've summed up exactly how already in his thread:
  8. Lysol

    Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio

    So it's unverifiable bullshit. I dislike Tonka as much as the next guy, but it's a bit disconcerting that a lot of people (including Warski, Ralph, etc) are just running with this turbo-sped's "info". It should be obvious by now that he's not a trustworthy source of much of anything, if not...
  9. Lysol

    Culture Muslims boycott toilet paper

    Honestly it looks more like a deer print with a line in the middle to me than the image they gave as a reference.
  10. Lysol

    Corey Barnhill / [Lulz] Xyrix / RuxPin / Zoom / Internet GodSpeed

    And here I was thinking it was obvious that he was an attention-hungry edgelord faggot. He's the kind of guy who enjoys the plot of Hatred unironically. He's basically Ross if he weren't as cognitively impaired.
  11. Lysol

    Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio

    That'd be pretty hilarious if what's going on is them planning to start a new channel doing a kumite-length podcast of Tonka, Kraut, and Mundane Matt.
  12. Lysol

    Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil

    It's like the open-mouthed soy face, RBF, or the pedo smile but for creeps. The creepo smile.
  13. Lysol

    Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple

    I'm guessing it'll take until early February before he realizes just how fucked he is, since he'll finally realize that he's not getting his five-figure monthly payment, and what exactly that means for him.
  14. Lysol

    Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple

    I give him a lot of shit, but at least he has the good sense not to make an account here and start posting in his thread, unlike some lolcows.
  15. Lysol

    Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio

    I think Tonka could use someone letting him know that this is the level of his fuckup. What he did was inexcusable, costing dozens of people hundreds of dollars and god-knows-what else. No amount of bullshit will ever get people to forgive him, though it'll be funny to see him try.
  16. Lysol

    Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio

    Apparently the new gayops are being talked about here.
  17. Lysol

    World Gavin McInnes Fired From Blaze Media, YouTube Account Disabled

    Covering yourself in shit in the process of mocking someone would still mean that you willfully, publicly covered yourself in shit.
  18. Lysol

    Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio

    That's why KF is better than network cable television.
  19. Lysol

    Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio

    I can't wait for him to make even more of an embarrassment of himself. Gotta love that even Kraut had the good sense to wait for a few months for the details to get a little hazy before trying to come back. Good job Tonka, you are actually less intellectually capable than a man who rambled on...
  20. Lysol

    Andy Warski / Adam "Race" Warski / Andy Pires / Warski Live / The Warski Show

    Baked couldn't redeem himself if he doused his ass in gasoline and set himself on fire while screaming an apology to his dearly departed audience with this playing in the background.

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