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  • The site was compromised. (Initial announcement) (What to do) (A post about feelings)
    This announcement will be removed when I (hopefully) finalize my audit either today or tomorrow. I will follow it up with a mass email to all users linking the information in this announcement. So far, there has been no subsequent release of data.
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    I have a VIN record of Son-Chu II

    Well, he was still shitting himself at 30, if he didn't figure out how to not shit himself after 3 decades, I don't know why 7 more years would have made any difference...
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    I have a VIN record of Son-Chu II

    You mean someone bought that thing with a cracked engine block? I wonder if they paid the $5000 (NO HAGGLE) that the fat autist and Barblax wanted for it...
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    A man nearing his 30s talks about Internet friends

    As an oldfag I have to say, you have done a pretty good job of running this place. Though there are always some edgy tryhards who don't really fit into the Kiwi Farms (thank God summer is over) in general this is a good community of smart people who all come to togther to do one thing: laugh at...
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    Law Woman sues prolific sperm donor for giving her kids autism

    Don't confuse genetic exceptionalism with social ills and general ignorance of science.
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    Law Woman sues prolific sperm donor for giving her kids autism

    That was the Spartans, not the Romans.
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    Former NFL player attempts to fake hate crime and burglary, is caught

    Goddamn, that is a CWC level skullet.
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    New Zealand Man being fired brings emotional support clown to meeting

    Probably for being the sort of person who would bring a clown to work.
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    Discontinued Foods That We Miss.

    You can still find Gardetto's Italian Cheese Blend at Dollar Tree if you're in the US.
  9. JULAY

    Social justice is exhausting

    You took the time to write all that out? You should get to a doctor right away, I suspect you might have autism.
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    Twitter 9/13 - Brony calls Chris out on RPing, Chris doubles down

    You can if faggots stop giving him money for no reason.
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    Any metalheads in here?

    Metal is for fags.
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    Write your troon name

    Troony McTroonface
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    Twitter 9/13 - Brony calls Chris out on RPing, Chris doubles down

    Chris's parents ARE his grandparents.
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    War Israel Blamed for Spy Devices Found Near White House

    First they perpetrated 9/11, now this!
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    Meet the creep behind Chris Chan's fundraisers

    Well, looks like this fag got his fundraiser pulled by JustGiving. https://www.justgiving.com/search?q=alan%20christopher The link is still there, but when you click on it, the campaign is gone.
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    Twitter 9/10 - Chris misses the Teen Troon Squad, hopes to get together with them again

    He sounds like an 8 year old talking about how he misses his friends from summer camp. Except 8 year olds usually have grown out of playing pretend, of course.
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    Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

    To hurt the fat autist.... Chris, not himself, because they're both fat autists.
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    Sockness manipulated Chris with threat to stop the Merge, RPing as Magi-Chan

    I'm willing to bet that the brakes have been grinding for a month destroying the rotors and Chris thought, "Hmm, yeah, dat sound isn't very good dere" and only did something about it when the Snorlax said something when she was in the van with him. Dude...
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    Sockness manipulated Chris with threat to stop the Merge, RPing as Magi-Chan

    He's a fat moron with the IQ of a potted plant whose basic philosophy can be summed up as follows:
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    Law Female inmate beaten 'within an inch of death' by Florida prison guards: lawsuit

    Huh, given the choice, I bet she would have preferred being raped by niggos.

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