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    SUPER FUN TORRID HAUL!!!!!!

    Will recap shortly. No fun is expected of this video. EDIT: RECAP (and confirmation there is no fun to be had)! SUPER FUN TORRID HAUL!!!!!! - 9/5/2019 (The Nightmare Continues - technically Day 79 of 100) Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos...
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    Place Your Bets: The Return of Amberlynn!

    Just for funsies and bragging rights - no real money! When will the YouTube shekels dry up and Hamber, having no other skills, returns from her "break for her mental" (not to be confused with a "mental break")? (Setting voting time for an optimistic 100 Days Without Amberlynn Challenge)
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    SUPER EXCITING PURCHASE! - 8/28/2019

    Will update with recap. Edit: RECAP! SUPER EXCITING PURCHASE! - 8/28/2019 (Day 71 of this 100-Day Nightmare) Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO: - "I'm a little swollen when I first wake up" (No, you're swollen ALL THE...
  4. L_I_F_T_E_D

    we need to talk.... - 8/26/2019

    Will update with recap. Edit: RECAP! we need to talk.... - 8/26/2019 (Day 69 of this 100-Day Nightmare) Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO: - Hamber is addressing us, directly, the audience. "We need to do a little bit...
  5. L_I_F_T_E_D

    trouble with walking..., grocery shopping, taste test - 8/24/2019

    Will add recap shortly. Edit: RECAP! trouble with walking..., grocery shopping, taste test - 8/24/2019 (Day 67 of this 100-Day Nightmare) Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO: - She's "getting ready" - assumedly for going...
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    Amberlynn's Book Club

    Felt like this would be a good place to separate out all of the book-related stuff from her usual daily nonsense. Will update this first post with the Amberlynn Book Club reading list shortly! (Word Search books don't count) From 8/22 - DOLLAR TREE HAUL!!!!!!! "Jonathan Unleashed" by Meg...
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    WEIGHING IN | DAYS 21-30 - 8/18/2019

    Will update with recap. Edit: RECAP! WEIGHING IN | DAYS 21-30 - 8/18/2019 (Day 61 of this 100-Day Nightmare) Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO: - Claims this is a "weight loss update" (LAH #1 already?) - HOLY CRAP...
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    EAT WITH ME | CAN’T SATISFY EVERYONE - (8/16/2019)

    Will update with Recap. Edit: Recap! EAT WITH ME | CAN’T SATISFY EVERYONE - 8/16/2019 (Day 59 of this 100-Day Nightmare) Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO: - "Welcome to a new vlog" (Still WELL OVER A MONTH OLD...
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    WEIGHT LOSS UPDATE | DAYS 11-20 - 8/11/2019

    Will post recap shortly. Guess: Not a "weight loss" at all (duh) Edit: RECAP! WEIGHT LOSS UPDATE | DAYS 11-20 - 8/11/2019 (Day 54 of this 100-Day Nightmare) Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO: - We WERE told we'd be...
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    reacting to me lying.... - 8/10/2019

    Here is the video she is "reacting" to today: Guessing: MOAR LIES. Edit: RECAP! reacting to me lying.... - 8/10/2019 (Day 53 of this 100-Day Nightmare) Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO: - Another shitty "reacts"...
  11. L_I_F_T_E_D

    LET’S GO SWIMMING!!!!!

    LET’S GO SWIMMING!!!!! - 8/7/2019 (Day 50 of this 100-Day Nightmare) Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO: - We start off in a CAR? (No longer part of the "VACATION SITUATION SAGA"? Left the hotel 30 minutes ago, so this...
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    WEIGHT LOSS UPDATE | DAYS 1-10 (8/2/2019)

    Edit: Full Recap! WEIGHT LOSS UPDATE | DAYS 1-10 - 8/2/2019 (Day 45 of this 100-Day Nightmare) Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO: - We're still in the hotel room. - Reminder that she's been on Weight Watchers because...

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