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  1. TheIceCreamMan

    Fall 2019 Merch Run

    Placing my order shortly 8)
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    Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / World Domination, LLC

    Jesus Christ, 40 years old and less than 14k total over your lifetime... that’s some horrorcow shit right there, that’s just sad and horrifying in ways that are difficult to quantify. Chris has made more, actual literal tards have made more, I know teenagers who have made more and they can’t...
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    Manosphere Matt Forney

    Lmao we love Fatt Horney
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    A man nearing his 30s talks about Internet friends

    Hey we’re not gone, not all of us anyway
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    Dogs still around but hey, feeling a certain type of way

    Dogs still around but hey, feeling a certain type of way
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    Inactive Dynastia / Fagnasty / Caylen Matthew Burroughs

    Its okay for Dynastia to go if he wants to, but the one thing I always found amusing was how people built his legend up to the point where everyone perceived him as being bigger than he really is. I can't be the only person who remembers that back in the day Dynastia was a regular poster, with...
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    NoraReed / Nora Fleck / Nora Reed Heineman-Fleck, Sugar Daddy John Fleck, and the Norasphere

    guys guys guys She's no longer a sadistic thumb She's the whole hand!!!! :lit:
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    Still hope you're doin well

    Still hope you're doin well
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    that fetus

    that fetus
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    Skitzocow Susan Stone / David L. Stone / Dance Of Life

    Man he drives like a Swift driver. I'm serious, google "Swift Truck Accidents" and watch some shit and be scared of semis on the roads, they're the largest trucking company in the continental US and it seems like they deliberately hire morons to drive for them (not to say that all Swift drivers...
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    Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe

    lol grugly can never compare himself to anyone ever again, christ his bad decisions are catching up to his face and beating it aren't they
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    8/22/2019 - Thirsty Thursday

    Like, I’ve seen more viscerally disgusting things on here but for some reason this whole thread in particular really triggers my fight or flight response
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    Horrorcow Lucas Werner

    Based solely upon that video I can officially declare Lucas incapable of winning a fight with anything or anyone Babies, old people, kids, he'll get drilled by anything
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    Off-Topic Is Jennifer really the monster we're making her out to be?

    Lol you only say you’re in the top 8% compared to body weight because you’re literally 100 pounds
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    Richard "Terra" Jones / Fire / Buffalo Bill / Lightning Princess / Leslie Eclaire / Stilanas

    Imagine being Dickard and knowing that no matter what it is impossible for you to ever be as successful as someone you hate for reasons that you don't understand fully God his life really is hell because he's just barely cognizant enough to perceive the magnitude of his failure, while knowing...
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    Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer

    I'm firmly in the "he absolutely could be violent given the right circumstances" camp... it'd have to be some very right circumstances, namely where he exerts minimal effort to get what he wants, but I'm absolutely convinced that he could convince himself that any actions taken to get to his...
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    Tommy Tooter General Discussion

    lol Tom you don't honestly believe anyone is at all concerned about your constant threats to kill, are you? If you were fighting a child, a literal 10 year old, I would put money on the 10 year old to snap your neck and I'm not at all convinced it would be on purpose, they'd just fall on you...
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    Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe

    Repzion reminds me of Brent Spiner somehow and I can't stop watching, plus its just fun to watch someone, anyone, dunk on Greg over and over again
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    What Have You Cooked Recently?

    Wish I'd taken a picture of it but I made a honey custard pie with wild blueberries in it Little bit of background, where I'm from (way back in the woods) we all have a recipe for honey custard, some people make creme brulee out of it and some people put it in a pie, my mom's and my version is...

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