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  1. Smaug's Smokey Hole

    Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / World Domination, LLC

    I don't know who's involved but I have old-recent numbers. So who is involved?
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    Share your obscure passion

    Thank you so very much, I'm looking it up now and I will save it and read it, hopefully I can get some people to start recording this shit. [not american but thank you, it might be a good blueprint]
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    Thing that personally piss you off.

    People that pull a tab from the queue counter then goes through the trash to find someone that discarded a lower number so they can jump forward in the cue, from 156 to 097. Those are the worst, the lowest of the low, that's not how that system works!
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    Introduction Thread

    I hope it goes well or at least not that badly.
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    Bao mannen, när min bruschor o kosiner de göra dig til sk[e]lett!

    Bao mannen, när min bruschor o kosiner de göra dig til sk[e]lett!
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    Share your obscure passion

    Never heard of them, what are they about?
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    What's Your Halloween Avatar?

    I cobbled together this one from sabre tooth tiger teeth, a giraffe skeleton and a colored sheep's eye that isn't that visible, I would have liked it to be more surprised. Then I picked together and changed the colors of a background I found on google. Original image. My original idea didn't...
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    Crime British paedophile who abused up to 200 children stabbed to death in prison

    Make prisons into a battle royale by setting the whole thing on fire. Only one man leaves. The lone survivor wins but he's obviously not fit for society having killed so many inmates so shoot him. If the winner is someone that hid in the corner all the time, shoot him for derelict of duty. If...
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    Culture Tranny News Megathread

    Seriously, that's beyond embarrassing for a 12 year old wearing sweatpants in school, that's why sweatpants quickly fell out of fashion in 6th grade. Him happily having a boner in front of a crowd and the media is some weird shit.
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    Porn and Porncows

    AFAIK this will be anti-porncow drama, i.e how to not be a porncow. There's a third kind of woman that are smart and cunning, they are like mercenaries when it comes to entering porn instead of the "tee-hee empowerment/smash the patriarchy/need drug money'. They know what they have in the looks...
  11. Smaug's Smokey Hole

    Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / World Domination, LLC

    (Girl) Rays follows the inverse-square law and their power drops off significantly over any distance, that's probably why trannies are so insistent on being in the same bed/locker room/stall as someone else, otherwise the subjugation-affirmation rays will have no effect on the woman. It's...
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    Tobacco smokers? How much do you pay?

    They made 10 pack illegal here some point after I started smoking and that annoyed me, I didn't want 20 cigarettes, I wanted 10. Their reasoning was that selling small packs enticed people to smoke, so only big packs would be sold. This lead to me smoking more so they didn't dry out. A ten-pack...
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    Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / World Domination, LLC

    Becky Gerber acting like she's going to die if she had to give someone a nickle while also pretending to be jewish is highly antisemitic, hateful and some kind of blackface.
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    Svennepotät

    Svennepotät
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    Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Rhys McKinnon / Rachel Veronica McKinnon / Foxy Moxy

    The "sports as a human right" as interpreted by non-crazies is, as far as I am concerned, the right to engage in athletics. There is no human right to be part of a league or division though and if the sport isn't practiced on your particular continent then what are you going to do, cry to the UN...
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    Culture Tranny News Megathread

    'How can you treat someone if you don't recognize who they feel and know in their core they are?' Chelsea says. That's the dumbest thing I've read in a long while and I read the Jake Alley thread. I've long suspected cheating because no one has the points to field that many trannies.
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    Crime British paedophile who abused up to 200 children stabbed to death in prison

    No. "THE prime suspect in the murder of one of Britain's worst paedophiles is a sex beast who once boasted[in his diary]: "I love raping women". Elsewhere he wrote about sick fantasies and added: "Even if I was going to reoffend they couldn't stop me." "
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    Software Endorsements

    That's what worries folk because what is bad and/or illegal keeps changing and we know how almost everything that isn't praise will fall under the "hate and harassment" umbrella. In the UK a man got a visit from the police for retweeting a limerick(it was a poem actually). It got recorded as...
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    Tobacco smokers? How much do you pay?

    Maybe $35 a month on snus, Chesterfields cost $5.60, Marlboro $6.70 but I don't really smoke anymore. Except in early summer/late spring. There's something so pleasant about sitting outside when it's a little bit cold but getting warmer as the sun rises, drinking coffee, smoking and reading well...
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    Cursed Images

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