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  1. Maltninja

    We aim to please.

    We aim to please.
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    What's Your Halloween Avatar?

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    What's Your Halloween Avatar?

    Linus Van Pelt, founder of the murderous Great Pumpkin cult. His whereabouts are currently unknown.
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    Trainwreck Laur Trueman / RVT01

    You may well be right, I think I read it was a sock, but I've nothing concrete. Maybe I can't get my head round the idea of an individual being this defensive of our ladies.
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    Trainwreck Laur Trueman / RVT01

    This is, rather WAS, one of Laur's most beloved sock puppets. RIP.
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Lolcow Robert Paul Champagne / The Try it Out Guy

    Well, it probably won't be this one..
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    Lolcow Robert Paul Champagne / The Try it Out Guy

    Unlike him, I'm speechless.
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    What’s are dumbest names people’s parents cursed them with?

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    Containment Official Decision Regarding Gender and Chris/Gender Discussion Megathread

    Chris will blossom like an profound orchid when he abandons his foolish desire of "no anal".
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    I want officially apologise for getting triggered

    You're needy and annoying. Hopefully you'll grow up one day.
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    Postmortem Site compromised 10-Sep-2019

    dearest Ann You have nothibg, and I am anxious to distribute 419 millions of sterling to good people! We should for God willings make do business togetherly! Dr. Kevin Starch
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    Cooking With The Toots: Walnut Black Bean Veggie Burgers

    From 1st September. Chef Toots loves her nuts. I wonder if these burgers are part of the 8lb batch? How long do walnuts keep for?
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    2019-09-26 - David Crisp: "The offensive material which constitutes as both cyber crime and Disability Hate Crime in British law." I think I'll start here. Edit: Yeah, I'll stop here.
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    Ice Poseidon / Paul Denino

    Greek is fucking huge, he's only 26. Too much moussaka son.
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    Comfy Space Thread

    It's got a mountain twice the height of Everest, so there should some really nice selfie opportunities.
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    Comfy Space Thread

    Then I want to go, maybe I'll get some fucking peace and quiet .

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