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  1. MoonRocker

    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    You forgot the main reason why people dislike Phil: everything that he stands for and generally embodies. He’s an entitled, ungrateful, parasitic, know-it-all, better-than-you, can-never-be-wrong fucking man child. And this attitude put on the Internet for everyone to see attracts all kinds of...
  2. MoonRocker

    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    I think we can attribute Phil’s mood swings to his relationship with his prized horse. Anybody who’s been in a committed relationship while living with that individual should be keenly aware of how your partner’s mood affects your mood: get into a fight? Evening is ruined. Think your partner is...
  3. MoonRocker

    [November 8th 2019] Death Stranding Playthrough

    What are you talking about? DSP absolutely interacts with his chat and even welcomes such interactions in the form of subbing, tipping, and cheering. In-game interaction? What are you, a moron? How would he protect himself and his family from trolls? You guys ask for so much. Why don’t you...
  4. MoonRocker

    Orbiter Leanna Hangen / PandaLeeGames

    The guy she’s dating is a fucking douche tryhard “artist” who lives near Seattle and plays some form of grunge rock. Badly should I also say. He sucks. Any pretentious, minor, talentless wannabe celebrity seems to be her type. Even her choices in men reflect her trailer trash background...
  5. MoonRocker

    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    His rant really pissed me off tonight. Another instance where his hypocrisy and lack of knowledge show no bounds. In Piggy’s words, he’s allowed to market his product on multiple platforms and is entitled to any revenue attached to his “works of art.” Now, god forbid that one individual (one...
  6. MoonRocker

    [November 6 2019] DSP didn't disclose receiving a review code for Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020

    He’s profitable for Twitch, given his ratio of viewers-to-bits purchased. Tiny userbase that showers him with money in a monthly basis. Unless you seek to find out who DSP is, he’s small-time in all aspects. Phil is not popular outside of the ‘tismsphere that is obsessed with him and generally...
  7. MoonRocker

    Orbiter Leanna Hangen / PandaLeeGames

    If anybody wishes to check her IG out, its very easy to figure out. Seems she works in a small office, making a living at some kind of low-skilled wage job (doesn’t surprise coming from the idiot that insulted anybody wanting to go to college to improve their social trajectory in life). She...
  8. MoonRocker

    [November 6 2019] DSP didn't disclose receiving a review code for Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020

    I think this is the most accurate analysis of what actually happened. ultimately, the reason why he would blurt out something so stupid and incriminating was to save face with his audience that he didn’t waste $60 since he got a free copy and thus doesn’t put his whole “I’m poor, can’t buy...
  9. MoonRocker

    Kat Speculation

    DSP is so cucked he’ll probably let Khet cheat on him as long as she stays with him. Wasn’t this what was happening with Leanna anyways?
  10. MoonRocker

    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    Thanks @actually and @Haunter for clearing things up. The DSP RPing never bothered me that much but when some posters write fan-fiction stories of DSP at his old job, car dealership, or cooking food, I always skipped it and found it annoying it got in the way of other topics of conversation. in...
  11. MoonRocker

    D$P RP

    Thanks Raven.
  12. MoonRocker

    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    The people who actively defend Phil from any kind of doxxing, getting fucked with, or being too mean (even towards his orbiters) are fans. They're just in denial. There's a reason @Nigel of Ukip stopped being an active participant here: people were DM'ing him (including mods) to stop "touching...
  13. MoonRocker

    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    Agree as well: RPing as DSP is fucking cringy. So many people on the farms are borderline genuine fans but are in denial. Can we have a poll whether RPing as Dave should be a bannable offense? I second that motion.
  14. MoonRocker

    DSP's Bankruptcy Pipe Dream

    I just grabbed myself a 2019 M4CS for about $2,200/mo. My credit wasn’t the best and I have a co-signer but leasing is absolutely possible for high-end sports cars. In comparison, a BMW 328i would’ve been something like ~$300ish a month. I never cared much when people brought up the fact that...
  15. MoonRocker

    [01 November 2019 - ???] DSP's Modern Warfare Rantings and Ravings

    How the fuck do you unironically watch DSP play any CoD? Constant moaning and whining; absolutely no drive for self-improvement; constant stream of excuses as to why he’s getting bodied; lack of tactical map awareness; no interest in trying different weapons; doesn’t play any other modes than...
  16. MoonRocker

    [01 November 2019 - ???] DSP's Modern Warfare Rantings and Ravings

    Why doesn’t he just play Realism? That’s the mode where every hit is almost one-shot, one-kill.
  17. MoonRocker

    Orbiter Leanna Hangen / PandaLeeGames

    We know nothing of Leanna post her departure from the Gout mansion. But she’s getting the benefit of the doubt for some reason. To me, that is dumb.
  18. MoonRocker

    Orbiter Leanna Hangen / PandaLeeGames

    she was 22, almost 23 when she left Phil. We’re also excusing her behavior as an adult, okay now. and Phil’s own behavior at that age is not being forgiven. again: why the double-standard? The dickriding of Leanna is fucking disgusting. I’m not cool with it. It rubs me the wrong way. I guess...
  19. MoonRocker

    Orbiter Leanna Hangen / PandaLeeGames

    Ok I’ll just have to say it since nobody is: the fuck is happening with Leanna’s retconning on these boards? Are we forgetting her own toxic-ass behavior? The condescending videos insulting her viewers? Calling the police on her neighbors for playing “Latin” music? Being annoying AF in videos...
  20. MoonRocker

    2019 HallowReeen

    Link to the Tevin rant?

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