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  1. firestarfag

    Which is your favorite Amberlynn?

    WriterLynn is a classic. Those words engulf me more than she engulfs her carbs. PrideLynn, where she looooooves to talk about lesbians and how great being a lesbian is and how there's so much hate in whatever state she lives in against LGBTUVWXYZ SituationLynn. It's a...
  2. firestarfag

    What Should Amber's Halloween Costume Be?

    Beef Jerky. She's been on such a beef jerky kick I'm sure she's got the meat sweats for it.
  3. firestarfag

    The saltiest a game has ever made you

    Playing Resident Evil 7 on normal and taking three hours to try and take down Jack Baker the first time (when he's got the chainsaws), then giving up and deciding to go on easy mode and it took 5 minutes to kill him. I was beyond salty I had to walk away from it for the rest of the day. THEN...
  4. firestarfag

    Unpopular opinions about food

    Couldn't agree more. Also, the texture of quinoa is appalling and I want to gag just thinking about it.
  5. firestarfag

    You wish you could be ShadowClan.

    You wish you could be ShadowClan.
  6. firestarfag

    First concert

    First concert was Jimmy Buffett in the 90's with the fam. First solo concert was Mayday Parade/Panic! at the Disco/All Time Low. Riiiiight before/after those bands went to shit imo.
  7. firestarfag

    Trainwreck Shannon Marie Evert / shaedog96 / Shaquana Jefferson

    Shaq's newest community post. Saying she's not gonna talk about Charlie Gold, then proceeds to vomit on her keyboard about it. "It's played out." and "I'm not wasting any more of my time defending my character..." So then what is this right here? If you really didn't want to talk about it...
  8. firestarfag

    Neil Breen

    His newest venture, Twisted Pair, is a great movie to watch. Two twins from outer space (? hard to tell where they come from honestly). One is Breen, the other is corrupt/immoral/betraying the public's trust. Fake beard on one Breen to distinguish. It actually makes more sense when you're drunk...
  9. firestarfag

    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    You pretty much hit the nail on the head. Although she only left YouTube like twice (maybe three?). Actually expected more from her in that respect. She's slacking. And she didn't even bother with changing diet before a, you know, major surgery. Nah, fuck it. Canadian healthcare, I don't have to...
  10. firestarfag

    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    I can hear her uterus screaming for help.
  11. firestarfag

    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    Take notes Amberlynn and the Williams Clan: this is how you don't approach a "life-changing" surgery, or "cancel" it for that matter. Alexa, play the Broken Record for this cow: The fallout wouldn't have happened if you didn't post all your shit online. (Edit to rephrase)
  12. firestarfag

    Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty

    The amount of projecting this cow spews onto others infuriates me to no end. The shots she fires at those who "wrong" her are flaws in herself. Meanwhile stuffing her face to overcompensate for lack of conviction and motivation and decency. I swear the only people she can tolerate are also her...
  13. firestarfag

    Trainwreck Shannon Marie Evert / shaedog96 / Shaquana Jefferson

    Shaq: "I love you guys, peace love and justice." Also Shaq: "Yall out here spreading rumors and wasting your time. Come fight me."

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