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    The Strawman of the Teenage Girl

    If you write YA and are going to make a go at having your work published, for God’s sake do not use your real name or real biographical details. @Secret Asshole ain't wrong. Also, if you self publish for god’s sake do not use a traceable twitter to promote your work.
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    Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide

    Going to drop a link to the transcript of the interview here for anyone who hasn’t seen the hilarious squirming in the interview. Highlights: - the Pizza Express in Woking is so amazing that you remember going there for 20 years - “his behaviour was - unbecoming -“ “Your Royal Highness, he was...
  3. Fareal

    Teacher sacked over gay dating app activity wins £700,000 payout

    It’s worth noting that the tribunal DIDN'T uphold any finding of discrimination on the grounds of sex or sexual identity. They specifically found that any teacher in that position would have been also sacked by that specific education authority. Because honestly, someone of 42 who is cruising...
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    Law Woman babysitting an infant boy posed as the mother, and arranged for his circumcision, without the actual parents' consent.

    My friend, I was adding context, not in any way defending this mad old bint. I think the procedure is barbaric, and the sentencing is a joke. But “being a graaaaaaandmother” carries this bizarre cultural heft that it shouldn’t do. I know A&H often points out the pussy pass in criminal justice...
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    Law Woman babysitting an infant boy posed as the mother, and arranged for his circumcision, without the actual parents' consent.

    Reminder that the law in England and Wales prohibits identification of the baby victim. That includes disclosing any family relationship with the accused. This woman is 70, and was left to babysit all weekend including overnight. This is almost certainly the baby’s grandmother. Which will...
  6. Fareal

    The Strawman of the Teenage Girl

    YA fiction isn’t actually written for, marketed to, read by or bought by young adults. It’s bought by women in their twenties and thirties (and beyond) who have somehow internalised the idea that literary fiction is Too Hard For Their Girlbrains and use the “YA” designation as a shorthand for...
  7. Fareal

    Police responding to shooting at southern California high school

    The grandmother must have been fucking disgusted with Mr Triangle Face here
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    Law Shelter cat put in solitary confinement for 'repeatedly' letting other cats out

    Quilty, eh? Always trying to get into the kitten room, is he?
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    Disaster Judge blocks White House from allowing downloads of 3-D printed gun blueprints

    The application of the two-part post-Heller test. I know shit all about guns so I would appreciate some hott taeks on how this decision satisfies the second, purposive leg of the test.
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    Crime Hays CISD Substitute Teacher Arrested for Allegedly Assaulting Lehman High School Student

    I doubt the 504’d kid is ever going back into mainstream after Mz Lankford put her right. That curb stomp finisher on downed opponent was pure Mortal Kombat.
  11. Fareal

    Disaster Judge blocks White House from allowing downloads of 3-D printed gun blueprints

    Some lawfag please talk me through how this decision sits in the context of Second Amendment jurisprudence, please.
  12. Fareal

    War Briton who helped found Syria’s White Helmets dies in Turkey

    Well, MI6 agents do sometimes die in odd ways.
  13. Fareal

    Sportsnet, Ron MacLean apologize for Don Cherry's 'discriminatory' remarks

    Hope springs eternal
  14. Fareal

    Culture How The Coomer Meme Exposes the Far-Right Roots of #NoNutNovember

    Mark Penn killed himself?? When?
  15. Fareal

    Sportsnet, Ron MacLean apologize for Don Cherry's 'discriminatory' remarks

    lolololol the old bastard finally went full dementia on HNIC at last
  16. Fareal

    Culture Kanye West on joining 2024 presidential race: 'I'm not going to run, I'm going to walk'

    a black guy from Chicago and you all think the Democrats not going to claim him, smdh
  17. Fareal

    Culture Kanye West on joining 2024 presidential race: 'I'm not going to run, I'm going to walk'

    His VP candidate would 100% be Kim. I look forward to the President of the United States being kneecapped by Jay Z for all the money he owes him.
  18. Fareal

    Louisiana sheriff’s deputy, school teacher wife arrested on child porn charges

    If the post upthread about him ratting on others is correct, he’s about to Epstein in custody.
  19. Fareal

    World Brexit: "Technical terms" agreed

    Do we get a thread for car crash election fuck ups or is this now the What The Fuck UK containment thread?
  20. Fareal

    The Extremist Medicine Cabinet: A Guide to Online “Pills”

    ngl the dogpill is hilarious. All incel posts about the dogpill are guaranteed 100% pure lulz

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