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  1. Damaged Goods

    Something is wrong with me 3/22/19

    Oh no, honey boo boo! Amber is too caring to waste doctors' time like that! She's so considerate she'd rather ignore a potential medical emergency, thank you very much. Seriously though, that's what made me roll my eyes the hardest in this video. She went on and on about how she used to go to...
  2. Damaged Goods

    Amber says dumb shit on social media

  3. Damaged Goods

    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian

    Yes, and it's more cringe-inducing than all the videos she's ever put out combined. It's by far the best/worst thing she's ever come up with.
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    Amber says dumb shit on social media

    I know you're joking but that's not a thing lol. Although she's been working on a nice Slaton Forehead(TM) for a while now. Have you seen the infamous gif in which she's shaking her foundation? It's awesome
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    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian

    I finally got the chance to listen to her interview with Leidecker and it's glorious. It's classic Marissa and hearing her interact with another human being delivered all the lolz. I was going to write a summary but it would have been way too long, so here are the best parts. Although I do...
  6. Damaged Goods

    Amber says dumb shit on social media

    Ready for more tweets? There is no context or explanation for the last 2:
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    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian

    For someone who continuously brings up narcissism and accuses everyone she doesn't like of it, she's completely misinformed about what it even is. Here she goes again with the "healthy narcissism" bullshit. Narcissism is a personality disorder, not a character trait. It's a mental illness, not a...
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    Amber says dumb shit on social media

    She can't. Not being mean, I honestly think she doesn't have the brain power to even follow a recipe any more.
  9. Damaged Goods

    Amber says dumb shit on social media

    She almost never films herself on the scale, her live weigh-ins almost always consist of Becky just filming the display. There was a long hiatus before the last one so it will be very hard to pinpoint when she stopped fitting comfortably onto the scale
  10. Damaged Goods

    Amber says dumb shit on social media

    Fun fact: sitting at 10.6% likes, it's only 0.3% more well-liked than her quitting Optavia announcement vid
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    What Triggers YOU The Most About Amber?

    Ok, I didn't think I'd ever post in here because as obnoxious as she is, I thoroughly enjoy watching the trainwreck. But the gif below actually triggered me: It's not the enormity of the bite, it's the fucking eye contact. You want to stack an ungodly amount of food on your utensil and proceed...
  12. Damaged Goods

    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian

    No, because that would require her to admit she's not right in the head. You see, the only mentally ill people are her parents, her sister, her sister's husband, all her cyber stalkers, every KF user, and everyone who thinks modern music is good while Marissa is talentless.
  13. Damaged Goods

    Amber says dumb shit on social media

    Regarding the scale: she can technically still weigh herself, the issue is how accurate a reading she can get being unable to stand on it properly and wobbling that much.
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    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian

    Just to add to what Multiverse already said, here are the comments under the video: And Marissa's new website: http://inventivesuns.com. It's exactly the same as her old virgorouge site, even down to the spelling mistakes.
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    Amber says dumb shit on social media

    She's been quite active on twitter since her latest sausage fest video. She retweeted a bunch of stuff then there are these (any repeats are because I had to include the replies or her responses wouldn't make sense): In response to a ss of someone re-doing her sausage fest calories...
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    Amber says dumb shit on social media

    She also thinks that water flushes out calories and that the more you sleep the more weight you lose, what do you expect?
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    Amber says dumb shit on social media

  18. Damaged Goods

    Disaster Mama June Arrested for Crack Cocaine in Manic State

    After checking out her makeover show that you guys were talking about, I have come to the same conclusion. I'm only a few episodes in and it's worse than I imagined. Aside from the extreme trashiness of the whole thing, I'm left feeling bad for how simple minded June is. The fact that they try...
  19. Damaged Goods

    Amber says dumb shit on social media

    Yes, because it was so0o0o0o0o0o hard to figure out you were trolling, it's not like you do it all the time or anything. It truly takes a genius to understand you in your quirky unpredictability, Amber.
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    Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian

    She means KF. She still thinks her sister is one of the people that post in this thread.

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