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  1. GrotesqueBushes

    Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines: 2

    Sword of the Stars is fucking fantastic, keep talking shit and I'll stab you.
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    Culture The Bull Pit - Pitbull News Megathread

    A guy I know has a male Tosa Inu, unneutered. It's his first dog. One of his dog's nuts hasn't descended and this dude considered a silicone nut implant so the dog "doesn't feel bad". As if that murderpony cares.
  3. GrotesqueBushes

    Science Burger-flipping robot begins first shift

    I'm just taking the crumbs of an opinion you've presented and extrapolating your position based on that. Don't blame me for you being shit at stating your claim. As for burger robot bad - the economy won't collapse if a bunch of minimal wage workers lose their jobs and automation, it, and...
  4. GrotesqueBushes

    Science Burger-flipping robot begins first shift

    Because I assume you still want shirts and pants, the thread for which has to be woven by hand by countless clothiers. Flour for your bread will be milled by hand by dedicated millers whose eyes shine with tears out of sheer gratitude for their honored tradition being resurrected. But before we...
  5. GrotesqueBushes

    Science Burger-flipping robot begins first shift

    And your answear to that is to build giant factories in which people will perform by hand menial tasks that are currently automated?
  6. GrotesqueBushes

    Science Burger-flipping robot begins first shift

    Was your house built using cement mixers and cranes, or was both of that manual labor? Is your shirt hand woven? Are you using any electronic devices? Hell, was the flour for your bread milled by hand? We've been automating tasks for millennia, look at the Archimedes screw or a goddamned...
  7. GrotesqueBushes

    Utrecht, Netherlands tram shooting

    Where's the "isolated incident, we need to pay more attention to mental health issues and underprivileged minorities" option?
  8. GrotesqueBushes

    Culture The Bull Pit - Pitbull News Megathread

    Now that's one dense motherfucker. I have three rescues that, fortunately, are good with kids but if there was a hint of an issue in that area, I'd be looking for a new home for any of them. For god's sake, that's your baby's life you're risking here.
  9. GrotesqueBushes

    2019-03-17 - New Zealand Police: "We would like to preserve any posts and technical data including IP addresses, email addresses etc"

    You don't get it. When a cunt in a suit tells you what to think, and the footage has the Thoatfuck Media watermark on it - it's news. When it's just the footage that you watch and then think how it makes you feel - it's prohibited dangerous material. This shit is safe to handle only if you're...
  10. GrotesqueBushes

    Brenton Tarrant posts on 8chan, shoots up Mosque killing 49 muslims in New Zealand, livestreams from GoPro

    As for the shooting itself - happens. And that's not being an edgy internet boi, them's the fact. Have you heard of Nigerians being killed on 14th of February in what, at a glance, can be described as a lowkey civil war/tribal warfare? Me neither, nobody gives a fuck, all I've found was a...
  11. GrotesqueBushes

    Underrated\Forgotten songs

    Realistically you only need one song.
  12. GrotesqueBushes

    Weeb Wars / Animegate / #kickvic / #vickicksback

    I'd say this is pretty tepid, but archives exist for a reason. #kickvic affects reel humane beans she a goode boi Monica Rial tempting an innocent Twitter user to doxxxxxx ximself if you don't give animu translation...
  13. GrotesqueBushes

    Weeb Wars / Animegate / #kickvic / #vickicksback

    Unfortunately we've reached the part where we have to sit and wait. BHBH is generating !!FUN!! behind closed doors, things are developing at a similar pace to before the curtain was drawn, but we won't be able to see it for the next, and i base this estimate on my years of experience of pulling...
  14. GrotesqueBushes

    Are we becoming meaner?

    I'm a newfriend so I have no basis of comparison to how the farms were earlier on, but comparing kiwifarms to other communities online - it's fairly tame and friendly, surprisingly. Reminds me of forums I've frequented in early 2000s, and in no way is this place an edgyboi proving ground or some...
  15. GrotesqueBushes

    Most Embarrassing Sex Stories

    This is a story of Winamp playing tricks. I used to have my entire music catalogue on shuffle more or less 24/7, with a rather eclectic mix across genres, with variety items tossed in for laughs. We've sailed post foreplay and I'm plowing this chick, then the moody jazzy track that was on...
  16. GrotesqueBushes

    TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler

    Don't. Tell me. How. To. Drive. Why the fuck did he decide to take this to court of he knows there's witnesses and dashcam footage available?
  17. GrotesqueBushes

    Weeb Wars / Animegate / #kickvic / #vickicksback

    100k is a drop in a bucket for the scope of this case, but if they get some quick wins to begin with, it would allow Vic to fuel further action with his initial gains.
  18. GrotesqueBushes

    Weeb Wars / Animegate / #kickvic / #vickicksback

    Both of those posts deserve the Informative reaction, but only because "cobalt bomb Japan ASAP" isn't an option.
  19. GrotesqueBushes

    Weeb Wars / Animegate / #kickvic / #vickicksback

    Caring and thoughtful individuals could send this to PULL&Co. to get them up to speed on probable current developments.
  20. GrotesqueBushes

    Culture The Bull Pit - Pitbull News Megathread

    If we're talking behaviour only, I'm willing to begrudgingly agree, kinda, to a certain extent. If we bring health into the equation - whooooo boy are purebreed dogs exceptional [often literally]. This definition o scoliosis is a champion German Shepherd. A goddamn champion. Pugs have a laundry...

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