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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    She was arrested in 2012 but maybe it wasn't the first time
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    It makes a negligable difference especially in a room that size with furniture in it. Also where you place is important to optimize the effect it has on acoustics. Any noticible improvement in his sound over the years likely came from his mic upgrade. Regardless it's not like he's recording...
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    DSP: "I have to visit CT and see sick parents in 2019"

    I think the issue isn't that he'd have to take a loss but that he wouldn't be able to sell it for enough to cover what remains on the mortgage.
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    [23-March-19] Stream or die begging, The most important day EVER, 12 hours long stream

    Because they play for multiple days straight. Dsp acts like 16 hours of straight gameplay would kill him but the truth is he'd rather spend that time watching wrestling and movies.
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    DSP's Loan & Savings Company

    The $20,000 he supposedly owes is federal income tax not state. Also 1.5% of $100000 is $1500 not $100.
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    DSP's Loan & Savings Company

    We all know he is lying but the question is how. What I think he's hiding is that he intends to sell the house regardless of what he raises between now and April and is using this "emergency" to maximize his income before the move.
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    One Honest Awnser

    What did Leanna do that was so "hurtful"?
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    [13-Marc-2019] Retrospective #3

    Why does he constantly talk like this and when did this become a thing? I didn't hear him talk like this in any of the retrospective I saw today.
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    I think the answer is much more simpler than that. He's just too dumb and/or lazy to figure out how to automate it. This is the same guy who was pointing a camera at his tv to capture gameplay footage just a few years ago.
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    Kat Speculation

    I wasn't aware of all the origin lore pertaining to their relationship. Still if she was gone I doubt he'd wait long before shitting on her..
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    Kat Speculation

    I don't know why everyone is so quick to jump on kat being gone just because she's not appearing on stream. She's lived there for over a year and we've only seen her on stream 2-3 times so her absence from streams doesn't really indicate anything. After pandalee left there was an increase of...
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    Damn look at those arms. This dude obviously does no kind of physical activity at all. Kat must have to carry the bags when they go shopping
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    Kat Speculation

    I don't think the location or even the Washington condo matters that much to her. My "Theo Theory" is that Phil knows that the sale of the condo is inevitable and is dragging out the tax saga to raise money for the eventual move, and that he's homesick. The Connecticut trip in April is Kat's...
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    DSP's Loan & Savings Company

    Does anyone know what he was making at the height of his let's play "career". The only thing I've come across is this which claims he was making $120,000 a month in 2012 with machinima. This seems absurd and I'm assuming its a typo.
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    He forgot to add the part about all his credit card debt being on credit cards with promotional 0% interest rate and the promotional rates expiring.
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    If he really needs $20,000 by April and has already blown through the emeraldseven money, this may end up being the most entertaining season of the dsp show yet. Unless another emeraldseven shows up there's no way he's getting that.
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    I've never understood his "I can't drive because of my bad back" excuse. If sitting on his ass for multiple hours a day doesn't hurt his back why would a 45 minute drive.
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    DSP's Loan & Savings Company

    That's all assuming he's just making the minimum payment. But if that is the case he'll probably be paying off the high end estimate for the rest of his life.
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    DSP's Loan & Savings Company

    Wasn't last year's tax attorney bill $5000.
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    DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

    That's how he types it. Tevin pointed it out and now it's a "detractor meme"

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