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    Infected Something Awful and Friends

    Just to check in with you guys, Something Awful users calling themselves "goons"...that was always a Nazi joke, right? SA "goons", geddit? And the current crop of stupidly far-left users still call themselves that, right? Am I the only one to catch the irony, or am I just ridiculously late to...
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    Red Letter Media

    I saw the "Pet Sematary" remake with a group of friends in the theater. They were stoned, and I was drunk. Genuinely one of the highlights of my whole year. It's a piece of shit with no redeeming value that is significantly less scary than your maiden aunt, to be sure, but it hit the atmosphere...
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    Ah, shit. Now I feel obligated to post something intelligent or funny.

    Ah, shit. Now I feel obligated to post something intelligent or funny.
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    Red Letter Media

    Since we're talking about the Ghostbusters franchise, has anyone ever played the old Chaosium/West End Games tabletop RPG? I haven't, but by all accounts I've ever heard it's not half bad. At the very least, I implicitly trust anything Sandy Petersen was involved in to be at least kinda fun.
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    In Sir Thomas Malory's 15th century Le Morte d'Arthur, it is said that Morgan le Fay was...

    In Sir Thomas Malory's 15th century Le Morte d'Arthur, it is said that Morgan le Fay was educated in a nunnery, "and ther she lerned so moche that she was a grete Clerke of Nygromancye." So, to answer your question, yes.
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    WhatPumpkin, LLC / Homestuck, Inc. : Chuck Tingle, Andrew Hussie and Friends

    I'm just old enough to remember the early days of webcomics, when everyone sneered at the old newspaper comics like Blondie or B.C. that had obviously used up what little scrap of creativity they'd ever had decades ago, and now just shambled on, written by the sons of the sons of the men who'd...
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    Red Letter Media

    Those long establishing shots in "Rock 'n Roll Nightmare" of a van driving down a rural highway in late winter/early spring cut with a farmhouse with bare honey locusts and red oaks is precisely my fucking fetish, so my commentary about everything else here might not be intelligible, but I saw...
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    Star Wars Griefing Thread (Formerly about Last Jedi)

    It really is depressing. "Brick" is legitimately one of my favorite movies, and it was only after TLJ's release that I found out that they were directed by the same man. I'm glad I didn't know about it before it opened, because I would have been really excited. "Oh, wow, the director of 'Brick'...
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    "Jim" / James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat

    "'Sola scriptura, sola fide? That sounds kinda Catholic..." Lutherfags absolutely BTFO.
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    Trainwreck Laur Trueman / RVT01

    I really find it fascinating the way lolcows project their, well, prejudices onto Null. They know, they know, with 100% certainty, that any internet man they don't like is a fat jobless virgin nazi neckbeard living in his mother's (presumably windowless) basement. I mean, look at him! He's mean...
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    Unpopular opinions about books

    Almost everything that's entered the literary canon is actually really, really good, and almost everyone who thinks it 'dull' or 'boring' is suffering from Dunning-Kruger. And yes, I am including posters ITT.
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    "Jim" / James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat

    I found a very well done portrait of Jim in an old magazine:
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    Insane Parents of "Transgender" Kids

    I'm a little disturbed to see that no one in this thread has stopped and actually thought about this map for five consecutive seconds. There's an obvious problem with looking at it and saying "Yep, the South's the obvious champion of trannies!" Those four quadrants of the U.S. do not, in any...
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    Star Wars Griefing Thread (Formerly about Last Jedi)

    Half a parsec, half a parsec, Half a parsec more, All in the Sequel of Death, Rode the...maybe twenty? "Forward, Women of Color! Charge for the guns!," she said Into the Sequel of Death Rode the maybe twenty. "Forward, Women of Color!" Was there a woman dismayed? Not though the actors knew...
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    Megathread Jonathan Yaniv / Jessica Yaniv / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia

    Are you kidding? He's probably a great liquor salesman. I mean, after a run-in with the Yaniv, I'd be desperate for a drink.
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    Trainwreck Laur Trueman / RVT01

    I think we all have to admire Laur for fighting to break the stereotypes that Jewish people are very intelligent and media-savvy.
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    Plagued Waifu culture

    Don't worry about it. Ignore all the people posting hateful comments. I, for one, am glad to have you here. Listen, maybe you could tell us a little bit about yourself? Who's your waifu, how long have you two been together, what do you two like to do for fun, and how did you get involved in all...
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    Plagued TERFs / Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists / Gender Critical Feminists

    I loved it when, among the list of awful things people do while conceiving, she included "listening to trap music."
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    Plagued TERFs / Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists / Gender Critical Feminists

    "I don't hate you people, I just hate the barbarous ways you behave! But it's OK, I understand that it's just because of your people's backwards, uncivilized culture. I'm sure once you adopt my people's obviously superior culture, I'll like you much more!" Very good, memsahib, I'm sure this...

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