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    Horrorcow James Terry Mitchell Jr / violetlanternwerewolf / werewolf2814 / 2814werewolf / Ouchdaddy

    Uh the last one. His mother became pregnant from rape?
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    Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack

    Is it keto if you grate up a whole block of cheese?
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    Horrorcow James Terry Mitchell Jr / violetlanternwerewolf / werewolf2814 / 2814werewolf / Ouchdaddy

    I wonder if these nudes will appear in the Google doc because saying that his hands were "grimy" and "shit-covered" is not unexpected, but a little bit shocking. And I'll bet it has something to do with the dildo he bought to fuck himself in the ass.
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    Trainwreck ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher

    That picture of his is...interesting. What if he's a catfish?
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    Trainwreck ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher

    Wow she's looking really dead behind the eyes here. She wants to hang out with the cast of Born This Way. There's a joke in there somewhere.
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    Horrorcow James Terry Mitchell Jr / violetlanternwerewolf / werewolf2814 / 2814werewolf / Ouchdaddy

    I Googled sassie Cassie and came up with a midget pornstar.
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    a haul you don't want to miss

    In what way is this a vacation. She's literally doing all the same shit she does at home except she doesn't have to share food with Twinkie. Is it a vacation because she can go to CF every day without having to starve for the whole two hours it typically takes to get there? Jk you know she...
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    Inactive Nailah "Mama Nails" Winkfield / Latasha Spears-Winkfield

    I'm so glad Jahi is finally free. I know I'm fortunate enough that my family would never put me in a situation like Jahi was in. I know it was just her shell at the end there, but her death could have been less humiliating. Shame on the mother for all of this. And speaking of the mother, do...
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    Horrorcow James Terry Mitchell Jr / violetlanternwerewolf / werewolf2814 / 2814werewolf / Ouchdaddy

    So he bought a dildo and fucked himself in the ass with it so that he could have "peace of mind" about the size of his dick because he thinks that his dick is the same size as that dildo. As if complimenting strangers' dicks on Reddit didn't make him gay enough already.
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    Gross The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton

    How are Tammy's hands so large. They're bigger than her head.
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    Horrorcow James Terry Mitchell Jr / violetlanternwerewolf / werewolf2814 / 2814werewolf / Ouchdaddy

    This is most likey fake, but this man died the way Jimbo wants to. Death by Boobies. But what if Jimbo dies by the hand of his own boobies?
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    Horrorcow James Terry Mitchell Jr / violetlanternwerewolf / werewolf2814 / 2814werewolf / Ouchdaddy

    Jokes on him: smokers can't donate organs. So I guess he's just gonna be "chucked" out the window when he dies from some unknown bedbug transmitted disease.
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    Horrorcow James Terry Mitchell Jr / violetlanternwerewolf / werewolf2814 / 2814werewolf / Ouchdaddy

    Ah, yes. Capital punishment by boobie smothering. He has literally turned his own death fantasy into porn. My god. Why would he think anyone would want his micropenis...
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    Horrorcow James Terry Mitchell Jr / violetlanternwerewolf / werewolf2814 / 2814werewolf / Ouchdaddy

    What is it with Jimbo & his total disregard for the rule of thumb that it's wrong to fuck kids? He bases everything on his sexual desires. If he doesn't move past that he shall never advance as a species. College kids should have to take PHIL101 - The Ethics of Jimbo as a general education...
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    Horrorcow James Terry Mitchell Jr / violetlanternwerewolf / werewolf2814 / 2814werewolf / Ouchdaddy

    Wait is Jimbo getting catfished by a guy again? How does Parkinson's tat lady fit in with this Randy character?

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