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    Amber says dumb shit on social media

    If she was so upset, why was she smirking?
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    Amber says dumb shit on social media

    We all have no doubt seen our share of timely, poignant editorial cartoons that gut punch us after significant world or local events that matter to us. 9/11 had a number of those. Plenty of us will have gulped & our eyes may have felt a bit leaky when seeing those that really hit home. But...
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    Amberlynn Reid General Discussion

    Maybe it's something she's THINKING about - like college. Or was it an intention? It wasn't a promise because she doesn't want to break those & I forget if it was on her endlessly long list of resolutions; most of which she's broken by now. I think the last time she admitted to a weight was...
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    Truly exceptional Haydurs of Facebook & Reddit

    Are you sure you're ready for such a scary, grown up move? Can you heat up your own Pizza Pockets in the microwave without blowing everything up? Can you change a toilet paper roll when it's empty? Maybe you should slow down a bit & do the long distance relationship thingie on social media...
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    Amber says dumb shit on social media

    Viral tonsillitis in adults usually lasts 4- 6 days. Untreated bacterial variety: 10 - 14 days & treated with the right antibiotics: 5 - 7 days. A bit more sperg here: at her age IF her health was normal, it should have been nothing but a painful inconvenience for a bit less than a week...
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    Truly exceptional Haydurs of Facebook & Reddit

    I read that stuff brought here, (thanks to those who do), look at the photos they post & marvel at the power trippiness they're happy to display. Can't help thinking a bunch of them are butt hurt because in their real lives, they got passed over as chairperson for the PTA bake sale...
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    Fan-made videos + the Haydur Nation

    The initial butthurt comment came from a woman who wanted children but couldn't if I'm remembering correctly.
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    Truly exceptional Haydurs of Facebook & Reddit

    I wondered the same thig. Either she's wearing a brand heavily into vanity sizing or she's lying through her teeth. I'd better the latter.
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    update 01/12/2020

    I'm prepped for muh top hats & puzzle pieces because this video rubbed me the wrong way; worse than her skin folds rubbing each other & just as irritating. AL - back this truck up a bit. You TOLD us you had tonsillitis AND that you'd seen a doctor for your throat? I missed the memo. If the doc...
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    Truly exceptional Haydurs of Facebook & Reddit

    That's something I've seen in a lot of fat acceptance stuff in the news - a reason given for not dieting is that trying to do so would whisk one instantly into an ED & rather than triumphantly ending up a skinny legend, an overweight person would end up a miserable anorexic staggering to their...
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    Truly exceptional Haydurs of Facebook & Reddit

    "Mommy, he's BREATHING on me. Make him stop!" Mods aren't your parents & they shouldn't be expected to make a situation YOU put yourself into go away. Sympathy? In the dictionary between 'shit' & 'syphilis'.
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    Amberlynn Reid General Discussion

    The only changes we've been seeing in what she uploads is due to the increasing restrictions her weight is placing on her. Unlike past years, no walking to corn mazes or farmers' markets, no dips in Toxic Lake, (she didn't go once this summer) & I think we're seeing fewer Target/Wommart etc...
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    The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast

    His videos have all the appeal of nails on a chalkboard. Initially he must have looked at AL's video filming, the revoltingly little work she puts into them along with the view/sub growth & figured it was an easy way to make bank. He's mentioned a few times he "took her advice" about making...
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    Amber says dumb shit on social media

    That must be filmed from the point of view of the poor food item that's about to get devoured. I imagine that for a fleeting moment... that's what her eyes look like as she registers the forkful of food heading to her mouth. As to her mouth... I wonder if she considers that when many people...
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    Amber says dumb shit on social media

    Busted… I ran out of fingers & toes & the batteries on my countyoulater are acting wonky. She wuz the only person who could help & she's so nice, she even sent me a new tablecloth!
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    Truly exceptional Haydurs of Facebook & Reddit

    In spite of the readily available information that surgery is NOT a Magic Cure; that a ton of disciplined work remains to be done, I feel a lot of those wanting surgery still secretly believe it's an easy solution. I see it as anything but - the risk from the surgery itself is high because of...
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    Amber says dumb shit on social media

    It's hard to be certain but I doubt she can take a step with a stride length longer than 18"; the fat on her thighs & her hips can't allow for any truly free movement. 3,945 steps to a mile at 18" per step so yeah, 3/4 of a mile a day is what she's "aiming" for. No way, no how - even if she...
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    Truly exceptional Haydurs of Facebook & Reddit

    I'm crushed - I was really hoping for details on how fucking stupid we are.
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    Amber says dumb shit on social media

    Sorry - downed them all before writing that post... LOL Note I said MYTHICAL towards the end. A smart person genuinely looking to drop the weight & improve their health might start thinking along those lines over the couple of years they needed to lose the weight. We're talking about AL; so it...

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