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  • ATTENTION: The National Security Administration has made a press release regarding a Windows 10 remote execution exploit that any website can take advantage of. It is one of the worst exploits that has ever been found. Update Windows immediately.

    NSA Press Release, "Am I vulnerable?"

  1. Daddy O'Shaughnessy

    Twitter 11/3 - Sockness manipulating Chris to trust only him; Chris turns against Null

    He went and did it, the son of a bitch created actual art!
  2. Daddy O'Shaughnessy

    "Jim" / James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat

    What's the Nick drama all about? Something i gotta pick up before the stream starts?
  3. Daddy O'Shaughnessy

    Containment Random Chris Updates

    Update: Chris still alive, god nowhere to be seen.
  4. Daddy O'Shaughnessy

    Containment Random Chris Updates

    Gode, I can't wait for the fallout after Barb kicks the bucket.
  5. Daddy O'Shaughnessy

    Containment Random Chris Updates

    We are so far down the rabbit hole by now... I am willing to accept this as my reality. HE WON, GUYS! :'(
  6. Daddy O'Shaughnessy

    Containment Random Chris Updates

    The more grandstanding Chris does and idiots trying to beat him at his own, delusional game, the more and more chad-like he appears. Chris isn't the one taking the punches anymore, we are witnessing a new age of attention seeking beta-orbiters.... of fucking Chris-Chan. I swear this will end up...
  7. Daddy O'Shaughnessy

    Twitter/Reddit - Chris roleplaying as Magi-Chan megathread

    In a fucked up way, this proofs him right.
  8. Daddy O'Shaughnessy

    Twitter/Reddit - Chris roleplaying as Magi-Chan megathread

    So a bad person will be smitten by the awesome might of the Medallion, should they attempt to wield it? Okay Chris, so tell me, how's your life going since you put that thing on?
  9. Daddy O'Shaughnessy

    Corinne Cliford / adventureswithcorinne / Corinne Forever / Corinn Esque

    What kind of fucking loony world is this, where Chris Hansen is running Boomer Drama Alert!?
  10. Daddy O'Shaughnessy

    Pizza Party Podcast

    Not him, but it seems that the whole Crew (even Izzy who works in animation) doesn't really seem to care about animation as an art form. They aren't animation critics or reviewers, but CN Fanboys.
  11. Daddy O'Shaughnessy

    Twitter 9/26 - Chris sees red flags about Sockness, cancels his visit

    He cares for Sockness as long as caring means posting on twitter twice a day. If anything, Sockness trip is the precedent which proofs that Chris is NOT willing to take what ever it costs for the merge. He is so far up his own ass by now, there's no room for anyone else.
  12. Daddy O'Shaughnessy

    Pizza Party Podcast

    What pulled me in, was the podcast episode with the diaperfag, actually. It took me some time to realize that these chucklefucks don't act up their degeneracy but really are that pathetic. Gotta admit though: Pan is a godlike editor, he could get a job at any editing bay in no time if he wasn't...
  13. Daddy O'Shaughnessy

    Twitter 9/26 - Chris sees red flags about Sockness, cancels his visit

    I recommend thermal disinfection. For everything.
  14. Daddy O'Shaughnessy

    Pizza Party Podcast

    Lately i've been rewatching Ghibli movies and got to thinking about the Podcast again. Has it gotten better? When that fat piece of shit tranny insinuated that Miyazaki was "most likely a pedophile" and the rest of the podcast members just nodded i dropped that shit HARD.
  15. Daddy O'Shaughnessy

    TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al

    Linkara must be laughing his (reserved for futa cock) ass off right now.
  16. Daddy O'Shaughnessy

    Twitter 9/26 - Chris sees red flags about Sockness, cancels his visit

    The whole merge/CPU stuff made many people overthink Chris actions, me included (But that's part of the fun, right?). But in the end EVERYTHING is just a continuation of the Love Quest. The fake girlfriends, the tomboy saga and now his retreat into make belief land is all just part of Chris...
  17. Daddy O'Shaughnessy

    Twitter/Reddit - Chris roleplaying as Magi-Chan megathread

    Holy shit, don't tell me he might even sound.... autistic. He sounds exactly how he looks.
  18. Daddy O'Shaughnessy

    TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al

    I push my fingers... into... my... EEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!! But seriously, Doug wasn't this relevant in years. Looks like he not just embraced Brad Jones (what a sad fucking person) coke stash, but also infamy.
  19. Daddy O'Shaughnessy

    Twitter 9/26 - Chris sees red flags about Sockness, cancels his visit

    So, some of you are legit scared that Sockness might harm Chris? Both of these exceptional specimen are obese, with atrophic limbs and probably the cardio of a 80 year old COPD patient. Even with weapons, their noodle arms wouldn't have enough power to even bruise a banana. The most likely, they...
  20. Daddy O'Shaughnessy

    Twitter/Reddit - Chris roleplaying as Magi-Chan megathread

    When he talks like this it's mostly because of input from a new troll. I expect a new player to emerge soon and drown out Sockness.

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