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  1. Chocolate Guy

    Funniest line from an lolcow?

    "I'm working on it" - CWC
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    Thing that personally piss you off.

    People who walk slowly in front of me. People who step on the back of my shoe People who wear UNC, Duke, or Notre Dame apparel (You didn't go to those schools you're just wearing it because you're a band wagoner). Whenever the shower is just a little too cold or too hot and you can never get...
  3. Chocolate Guy

    Unpopular opinions about YouTube (and its stars)

    Oneyplays would like to have a word with you.
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    Say something nice about the person above you!

    Parsley is a pretty good herb.
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    Reveal the above poster's dirtiest secret

    Part of an endangered species
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    Plagued Trump Derangement Syndrome

    Looks like Biden got all of Delaware to go to his rally.
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    Plagued Trump Derangement Syndrome

    You use Sunder, Keening, and Wraithgaurd to sever their connection to the Heart of Lorkhan. Just ignore them. They have no actually power over anyone and once their ego has been sufficiently deflated from people not paying them any mind, they'll eventually come back to Earth. How long that will...
  8. Chocolate Guy

    Musicals: Stage and Screen

    The Will Rogers Follies is the best musical ever. No contest.
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    Plagued Trump Derangement Syndrome

    Imagine if they spent all that effort into finding a candidate who wasn't so bad they sucked dick through a straw instead of cheating. They might get a candidate who could possibly or even probably beat Trump.
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    Plagued Trump Derangement Syndrome

    Booker is a bald-headed bitch boy and I cannot wait for him to flip his shit whenever he's on a debate stage. I don't think he has a snowball's chance in hell of getting the Dem nomination but I would pay an arm and a leg for him to melodramatically virtue signal and be completely idiotic live...
  11. Chocolate Guy

    Share Your School Stories

    A kid in sixth grade got a 67 on test. The teacher let him retake the test and he got an F, no number score. He did worse on the retest and that was the only time I saw someone not get a number score on a test until high school. A kid in my high school got expelled when we were freshmen...
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    "Zero Punctuation" and "Dev Diary" by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

    This is one of my favorites because not only is it really funny to see Yatzhee tear this game a new one, his rant about what the video games industry and Valve have become at the end seems genuinely plaintive and heartfelt. "What happened to you? What happened to us? To the people we were...
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    Plagued Trump Derangement Syndrome

    Way too many I noticed a trend that a candidate is usually a young-ish minority or a white at or above retirement age.
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    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    Let's have him run in MA-8.
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    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    How would you think Bob would react if someone told him that a.) We are the only people who pay him any attention whatsoever. and b.) That a 2000+ page thread on a forum dedicating to making fun of people like him is the only thing of note he will have left behind.
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    Plagued Trump Derangement Syndrome

    "Show me the man and I'll find you the crime." - Lavrentiy Beria Ilhan Omar
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    Unpopular opinions about books

    The Age of Innocence is the most boring book ever. Nothing happens over the course of a few hundred pages aside from some late 19th century upper crust New Yorker choosing between his fiancé and her cousin from Europe. The Catcher in the Rye is awful. Holden Caulfield is a whiny jackass who...
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    Plagued Trump Derangement Syndrome

    I will honeslty be suprised if it's anyone other than Kamala Harris since she is both a minority and a female. The Democrats are in too deep with idpol to let a white male like Biden win the nomination. I do think whoever wins the Dem primary will get BTFO hard by Trump, it's just a matter of...
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    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    Probably insofar as to how hard Biden's going to play the "Remember the Obama years" card. Also I like how Bob says the Dem candidate needs to fight against Trump's voters. Because being combative towards the type of people who would vote for Trump (many of whom voted for Obama) worked out...