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    David Price / Destiny "Dee" Price / MangudiaForce

    Dexter Holland from the Offspring has a PhD in biology and is both better at science and singing than you.
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    David Price / Destiny "Dee" Price / MangudiaForce

    Here we see Dave complaining that his parents are not giving him enough Here is Dave complaining about "giving too much"
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    David Price / Destiny "Dee" Price / MangudiaForce

    Jennfer is one of the best people on this site. Dave is no where near Jennfer in terms of being womanly.
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    David Price / Destiny "Dee" Price / MangudiaForce

    A 100 level class is a freshman level class. How high did you go in biology classes?
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    David Price / Destiny "Dee" Price / MangudiaForce

    How do you plan on preventing me from finding work?
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    Kinkshaming thread

    Missionary between a man and a woman. Makes me sick just thinking about it.
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    David Price / Destiny "Dee" Price / MangudiaForce

    I am an electrical engineer with published research and I would love to hear about your knowledge of the electromagnetic spectrum. Is it as impressive as your research into the field of oncology?
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    Got a job interview At GreenPeace

    If you had employable skills you wouldn't need to scrape the bottom of the barrel for work.
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    Sum your political opinion in one line

    Kill all of the Yankees and the Rednecks and the Negros and the Limeys and the Krauts and the Micks and the Dagos and the Kikes and the Lebbos and the Macedonians and the China Swedes and the Pollacks and the Chinks and the Gooks and the Nips and the Kiwis and the Spics and the Negros and also...
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    David Price / Destiny "Dee" Price / MangudiaForce

    I can't be impressed if you don't show us the message.
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    I just got raided by my local police....ama?

    How did you avoid a felony? What would you have been charged for?
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    I just got raided by my local police....ama?

    How many children do you have?
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    I just got raided by my local police....ama?

    How many of them do you call back?
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    I just got raided by my local police....ama?

    How many women have you had consentual sex with?
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    I just got raided by my local police....ama?

    Post more of your amazing soundcloud raps.
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    David Price / Destiny "Dee" Price / MangudiaForce

    Of course, Dave would certainly never harass anyone. Oh wait
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    David Price / Destiny "Dee" Price / MangudiaForce

    Dave underwent a series of enhancements at Wright Patterson Air Force Base, including genetic augmentation with the DNA of an entire boy's castratti choir, giving him the incredible gift of song.
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    Join the 🍕 Army

    Join the 🍕 Army
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    Black people are literally the objectively best race

    The colored folk can pick cotton faster than any other race.
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    David Price / Destiny "Dee" Price / MangudiaForce

    He is probably going to tell us a story about an uncle who had 4 Michelin stars teaching him how to cook and at the age of 7 the cooks in the Wright Patterson cafeteria were asking him for recipes.

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