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  1. It's HK-47

    Diseased Trump Derangement Syndrome

    That's a very good question because there's really no clear answer. It would take years to hash out all the intricacies of it because there's no precedent for anything like this. I couldn't even begin to speculate on what the actual 'end game' of this entire fiasco is going to be, but I would...
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    Diseased Trump Derangement Syndrome

    Alright, here comes the next "swing." Trump's putting out the order to start declassifying all the documentation around the FISA investigations. I always love it when the "next step" comes down so smoothly like that. It's kind of incredible just how organized and structured this pathway...
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    Law Michael Avenatti arrested for alleged $20 million extortion attempt against Nike

    Oh it definitely wasn't just him. There wasn't a single person in Left-leaning media that could pry their lips off of his dick for even two seconds. This was a non-stop fellatio festival right up to the very end, and now they're all pretending like none of this ever happened.
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    Culture JDS Megathread

    I love how that sounds like such an oversimplification but it's literally why the judge tossed out his claims to privacy. Should've just shut up and booked it for the hills, Jussie, but you just had to gloat.
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    Weight loss support thread

    There's a weightlifting thread in here specifically for that kind of question. Typically, though, it's recommended that beginners start with some variation of the "5x5" routine and either continue to rack up more weight as the lifting becomes easier and they learn how to control the weights...
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    Diseased Trump Derangement Syndrome

    They buried the poll they used, so I had to route through the college they mentioned and dig the poll out myself because they never actually provided a link to it, but what a surprise: They oversampled Democrats, only conducted the poll in Pennsylvania, and didn't give us any data at all as to...
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    Diseased Trump Derangement Syndrome

    Lmao, here we go again. Literally fuck-all was learned from the last round.
  8. It's HK-47

    Diseased Trump Derangement Syndrome

    That sexist fuck just nominated a woman for the position of Secretary of the Air Force! ... Wait. This has been a great week, there's stuff happening all over the place. I love it when this stuff all dumps out all at once and I have to spend a week or two just collating all of it.
  9. It's HK-47

    Diseased Trump Derangement Syndrome

  10. It's HK-47

    Diseased Trump Derangement Syndrome

    And to think people wondered why Trump seemed so delighted to see Pelosi nominated as the Speaker of the House. She has no ability to govern her own party anymore. She's lost control, and the lunatics are taking over the asylum one room after another. This is not the position of the average...
  11. It's HK-47

    Diseased Trump Derangement Syndrome

  12. It's HK-47

    Violence breaks out at Tommy Robinson campaign event as masked supporters clash with crowds shouting 'racist scum' and police cars are damaged

    I remember barely more than a decade ago when any liberal worth their salt wanted to see these companies ground into dust and lit on fire, but now that they tow the party line, I never hear a word anymore. I legitimately can't remember the last time that I saw someone spouting off about Private Villa of Corrupted Crops...
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    Horror stories of fast food

    I used to work at Arby's way back in the day, and oddly enough I didn't hate the job. I had entirely too much fun working in fast food because every single day was a new disaster. I opted out of mandatory cashier duty by consistently being sarcastic with the customers, but the 'last straw'...
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    War Who has been 'milkshaked' and why is it being thrown over far-right campaigners?

    Oh, I was wondering what all this fuss about milkshakes was in all of my news feeds over the last few days. That's a dumber reason than I expected.
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    If I had to stand up with an extra ~450lbs trying to grind my knees into dust I don't think I'd want to stand up either. Even basic locomotion has to be fucking agonizing at that size; I'm consistently surprised that people in her weight range can even stand up, let alone walk around. The...
  16. It's HK-47

    Diseased Trump Derangement Syndrome

    God I love Twitter, it's such a dumpster fire.
  17. It's HK-47

    Diseased Trump Derangement Syndrome

    I have no love for the Neo-Cons, and I can't bring myself to side with the Religious Right out of sheer adherence to faith because I don't share their religion. The Bill Kristols and Jeff Flakes and John McCains of the world brought frustration and misery to everyone around them because they...
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    Diseased Trump Derangement Syndrome

    I learned to listen to the other side without assuming them to be monsters, without assuming that their stances had no merit and their ideas had no thought. No one is the villain of their own story, so by understanding their motivations for being the hero, you find a much deeper understanding...
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    Culture Alabama governor signs nation's most restrictive anti-abortion bill into law

    Somehow this is perfectly adherent to Twitter's ToS. I really don't think you're framing the issue in a sane light there, Jim.
  20. It's HK-47

    Diseased Trump Derangement Syndrome

    I was a registered Democrat before the 2016 elections.

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