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    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    Those dishes remind me of some of the disgusting foods that the characters from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia have cooked up, particularly Rum Ham and M!lk Steak.
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    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    Yes, because praising Israel as a "proud nation" is totally the mark of a white supremacist and anti-Semite.
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    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    Does anyone else find his use of the term “my future” interesting? This isn’t the first time he’s used it, and it’s usually in reference to those he doesn’t like “denying it” for him. For example he referred to Julian Assange doing “violence towards [his] future” and “backwards scum...
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    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    Gotta love his capitalization of the term “bad guys”. Really shows his maturity level.
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    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    Jesus Christ does he need to get some perspective. He seems to sincerely believe that there's an actual war going on and his side needs to engage with his ideological opponents like they're enemy troops. Hmm, where have I heard people comparing others that they despise to animals before?
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    Asymmetrical Multiculturalism

    There's definitely less push now for immigrants to assimilate in white countries than there was before. Just look at the Muslim communities in Europe and how they seem to exist in their own separate nations within nations. Victor Davis Hanson points out in this video how immigration to America...
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    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    If anyone does that, they'd better make sure to have his tweets on hand to demonstrate what a hypocrite he is when he starts crying about how "unfair" it is.
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    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    Agreed. Bob is the personification of all bark and no bite. Talks a big game like he’s Littlefinger or Tywin Lannister, when in reality he’s just a Hotpie or Samwell Tarly (and even then he’s vastly inferior in cooking skills and intellect respectively).
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    Upcoming Movies/Shows You're Actually Looking Forward To

    Of the aforementioned films in this thread: Once Upon A Time In Hollywood Jojo Rabbit Rambo: Last Blood Ad Astra Dune Some other ones: Ford v. Ferrari After Logan, I'm game for anything that James Mangold has to offer, I'm a huge fan of Christian Bale, and I've liked Matt Damon since The...
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    What conspiracy theories do you believe in?

    Bigfoot sightings are the result of a large, undiscovered bipedal primate living in the North American wilderness. However, the reason that its existence has not been proven to the public at large is due to cover-ups by the U.S. government and other institutions. Take the case of the Minnesota...
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    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    No offense, but what makes you think that Bob is trustworthy enough to make you go see a movie based solely on his recommendation? EDIT: Another gem from his Election Day spergout:
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    Drunk/High Thread

    Smoked flower this weekend for the first time in a while. Alaskan Thunder Fuck straight out of Mantanuska Valley.
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    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    His "Gen-X attitude" instantly switches to entitled Millennial when he's dealing with those who aren't white.
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    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    I'd say that it's because Tracey's thread so accurately and succinctly summarizes Bob's mindset that he's had such a visceral reaction to it thus far.
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    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    Gee, I thought that I was being hyperbolic when I said about a year or two ago that MovieBob's morality is not dissimilar to that of Tywin Lannister.
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    Careercow Michael Gordon Symonds / Mike Symonds / FilmCritHulk

    Of fucking course he has to virtue signal about how "racially insensitive" it is.
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    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    David Jaffe (creator of Twisted Metal and God of War) is even getting in on the action:
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    Drunk/High Thread

    This 420, I went to the local dispensary with my best friend to buy some joints, which he got at a really good price. I ended up joining my friends after work that day to watch Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, since they were in the process of showing my friend the Star Wars prequels...
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    Drunk/High Thread

    Late I know, but goddamn was this St. Paddy's Day crazy. Me and my friends took the bus downtown to a bar that we frequent (on my insistence I must add) and we all got wasted and played foozball. This was an Irish pub, so they had put out free potato and cabbage stew for the occasion, which was...
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    Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

    Seriously though, that GIF pretty much sums up my reaction to the last 10 or so pages. Like I said earlier, it pays to follow Bob Chipman's thread on the farms, because even though the harvest is meager more often than not, every now and then we are absolutely overflowing in pure, unadulterated...

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