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  1. Absolute Brainlet

    Swear game!

    Cringe
  2. Absolute Brainlet

    Continue the above sentence within six words.

    but George shot six hot loads
  3. Absolute Brainlet

    If you could live in any other era, which would you pick?

    Around 20 years back so I can retroactively fuck your mother
  4. Absolute Brainlet

    What's the most lolcow-tier religion?

    It's objectively the circlejerk of autistic witch LARPers that is Wiccanism.
  5. Absolute Brainlet

    Continue the above sentence within six words.

    But then a negro killed her
  6. Absolute Brainlet

    Continue the above sentence within six words.

    through the chest with her Stand
  7. Absolute Brainlet

    Last Image You Saved

  8. Absolute Brainlet

    Tarot Reading Sideshow

    Do one for me, bro. Can either be serious or a troll, I dont care.
  9. Absolute Brainlet

    Let us discuss Africa homosexual men

    Why is Mr. Magenta still having sex with the anus of a man named Trent? IIRC, in the last entry of this riveting story, Trent shot Mr. Magenta's wife, Mrs. Magenta, and their son, Mr. Magenta Jr, killing both of them. Is Mr. Magenta being forced to have sex with Trent's anus? Hopefully the next...
  10. Absolute Brainlet

    The police just raided the house of the Kiwi above you. What contraband did they find?

    Their own mother, buried under the floorboards, with her mouth sewn shut. Most disturbingly, she's still alive.
  11. Absolute Brainlet

    A litmus test...

    Yep. This one's going in my [Cringe Compilation].
  12. Absolute Brainlet

    I came to this place to check it out after hearing how terrible it was...

    Welcome to Kiwifarms, now get the fuck out
  13. Absolute Brainlet

    Political Compasses and You

    I got this result. Huh.
  14. Absolute Brainlet

    How will you leave the Farms?

    even if I die, I'll just become a ghost and continue my shitposting, now unrestricted by the limits of flesh. so no, I'm not planning on leaving.
  15. Absolute Brainlet

    Tell the above poster your honest opinion on them

    Don't know you at all.
  16. Absolute Brainlet

    I think someone kissed me last night astrally

    Sure sounds like something Harvey would say. Admit it, buddy, you're just seething about the fact I exposed you in front of the 3.5 people still in this thread.
  17. Absolute Brainlet

    I think someone kissed me last night astrally

    Cool video, Harvey, but I've no idea why you decided to post it here.
  18. Absolute Brainlet

    >kind of turned in a lolcow himself Don't really follow the dude, the fuck did he do?

    >kind of turned in a lolcow himself Don't really follow the dude, the fuck did he do?

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