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  1. Philosophy Phil

    BronyCon 2019 megathread

    Yeah. I'm sorry I got testy neural. No hard feelings, I need to curb my enthusiasm a bit.
  2. Philosophy Phil

    BronyCon 2019 megathread

    Sexual predation falls into a few categories, Deviancy, and Aggression both rely on catalysts of Emboldening. Chris isn't the type to "Backalley rape" someone, as he does not have the self confidence to do as such, or the proper chemical cocktail to enable it. However, with his Deviancy mixed...
  3. Philosophy Phil

    BronyCon 2019 megathread

    Yes yes and Adolf Hitler did nothing wrong when compared to Pol Pot and Joeseph Stalin. Tiresome arguement really and it doesnt really hold any water here. It tries to show a "Chris isnt as bad as you think, he is human too, at least he isnt like this actual sexual offender". The truth is...
  4. Philosophy Phil

    Containment Random Chris Updates

    That's not how it works you autistic amateur. To create a golem you need to animate an empty physical vessel. Make a robot, shape iron sand, fill an NPC's head with an idea. You cant bring clothes and dolls to life with semen. The closet thing you'll get is an amalgam, which is abomination...
  5. Philosophy Phil

    BronyCon 2019 megathread

    Not really a leak, more so a logical conclusion due to the final conference and Weird Al being, well, weird. But now I'm tempted to break out the accordion and challenge him to a duel
  6. Philosophy Phil

    Akiva Meir Cohen / AkivaMCohen / Akiva ben Yisroel HaKohen

    "Putz"--> Dickhead ( Asshole) Rude variation "Schliemmeil" --> Dickhead (Dumbass) Slightly less Rude variation "Schmuck" --> Moron (Commonly accepted adjective towards Goyim and Schliemmeils who are dumb enough to get rused by a putz.)
  7. Philosophy Phil

    Akiva Meir Cohen / AkivaMCohen / Akiva ben Yisroel HaKohen

    It's the Jewish way of saying "Dickhead."
  8. Philosophy Phil

    Akiva Meir Cohen / AkivaMCohen / Akiva ben Yisroel HaKohen

    I heard there was some kvelting by some schlemmeil happening in this thread and wanted to put my snoz into it.
  9. Philosophy Phil

    BronyCon 2019 megathread

    Chris doesn't have the balls sadly (literally and figuratively)
  10. Philosophy Phil

    Containment Random Chris Updates

    Wait, so you're telling me I got the Flammenwerfer and Cyanide pills out for nothing?
  11. Philosophy Phil

    Lolcow Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart

    Sweet Baby Jesus what the actual fuck, it's not ironic weinery. *continues to question if Humanity wasn't a mistake*
  12. Philosophy Phil

    BronyCon 2019 megathread

    >Making CPU Blue Heart Holy Water for consecrating my temple and relices like the shoes, and blanket and fource myself as High Priest using converted Catholic rituals. So yeah, there's a halal already out on Sockness right? Guy admitted to being a pay pig, trying to mess with Chris by...
  13. Philosophy Phil

    BronyCon 2019 megathread

    Close, but Chris is one of those people who "Beg at the stop light' then at the end of the day, go back into their car, drive to their house, and then play on their PS4's. That is exactly what and who he is, "He begs without having the need to, because its easy money."
  14. Philosophy Phil

    BronyCon 2019 megathread

    1700$, but this time is not a donation but rather a return for services created. Good effort, however it's pretty obvious he'll just take the money, put the orders on backlog as he goes to Bronycon, and do nothing to actually go forward with the orders, just like every other time. Again. Do...
  15. Philosophy Phil

    BronyCon 2019 megathread

    So pretty much anywhere that isn't within 500 feet of the Convention Center.
  16. Philosophy Phil

    Jewish group calls on Congress to make Holocaust education mandatory in US schools

    So do I, you gotta learn that the number one persons that Jews like to Jew, are other Jews. Shalom motherfucker.
  17. Philosophy Phil

    Facebook megathread

    Go stub your toe and commit not breathe for 5 hours. -New Facebook Standard of voicing discontent towards others.
  18. Philosophy Phil

    Jewish group calls on Congress to make Holocaust education mandatory in US schools

    Anti-semite. Good luck getting a job, loan, or lawyer any time soon. I'm talking to my bubalah Marty in Yonkers and he is blacklisting you from every Financial and Legal Institution in the United States with the help of Schlomo, Bernie and Yeshuda.

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